Star if funny!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-10-31 06:44:52 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
made my day
2007-10-31 07:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. It's a type of dry humor (and not dirty) that characterized some of George Burn's style of humor, although most of his anecdotes were factual and taken from real life. I met him once-- I'm a freelance writer and composer and in my younger days worked awhile with the lunatics at Mad Magazine--and he told me cigar in mouth and a pretty young girl at his side "True stories are always a helluva lot funnier than fiction."
One of my favorites was overheard on a roadtrip while I accidentally caught a radio sermon by a local Baptist preacher. He mentioned a New Testament story where the Pharisees try to trick Jesus with a hard question about a woman who marries a man, he dies, she marries his brother, she dies, and his brother in turn. All in all, the gal ends up married to seven brothers, and all of them die. The question put to Jesus is "Which man will be her husband in the Kingdom of Heaven?" The Preacher said "If it'd been me, I'd have answered 'Who'd want to be married to that broad, she has the kiss of death!' " I thought I was going to crap my pants when he said that!
2007-10-31 06:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-31 06:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
never herd that b 4.
wish i wos dat fun-e.
I did not c dat ***-in
M R duks, C day B D i's
< married 1984 divorced 1987, I maried again in 2000. and still get 100/month in alimoney + I walked away with 1 new car 2 old cars a new boat, the house and a timeshare. wish I was as smart as a women
shure whatever.
and they say that two heads are better than one
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the little one got me through high school :-)
they boath got me through a divorce
2007-10-31 06:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes..lol
2007-10-31 06:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah not funny me lil cousian is funny than u hes 5
2007-10-31 06:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-10-31 06:47:01 · answer #7 · answered by Jai 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is funny.
Most things that are true in life are funny. Typical back-stabbing female witch.
2007-10-31 06:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by Sarge 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! Men can be so easily swayed by a woman. She is a vixen.
2007-10-31 06:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Yoda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-31 06:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by sharon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-10-31 06:47:45 · answer #11 · answered by Rico 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋