I will wear purple and learn to spit. It's my age.
I will wear a red hat. It's my age.
Wonderful poem but in my reality:
I have put on weight. It's my age.
I forget things. It's just a senior moment.
I put the cat in the fridge and the milk on the blanket. It's just the menopause.
I expect to be treated like a person who has lived and learned some harsh lessons. I am someone who is much nicer for it.
I have a quick mind and a weird , wicked, dark sense of humour.
Strangely enough a lot of youngsters like me and talk to me as a human being: as well as using me as an "Agony Aunt".
Growing old rocks!!
2007-10-31 08:07:22
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answered by Ilkie 7
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Well I'm getting all aches & pains but there's an advert on TV where this older dog is getting abit slow in it's old age so the owner gives it these chew things & hey pressto 2 weeks later the dog is running round like a little puppy dog,that sounds good to me I think I'm going to try some myself & hopefully I won't get i the habit of trying to lick own bottom but I'll be running round like a tenager in 2 weeks,haha (Oh I am only joking)
2007-10-31 05:01:37
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answered by kimble 5
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Ha ha very true, as a women who has just got to the other side of the menopause I get sick of people telling me its just your age love, wonder what excuse they will come up with I am senile.
2007-10-31 05:29:10
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answered by Anonymous
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More pains coz all what you had encountered from as a kid till your adults already intact in your heart ,in mind and in soul.
2007-10-31 14:31:23
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answered by janila 2
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I still get "growing pains" in my legs and I'm now 38!!
ooh, I see you've had a visit from The Dawg!! RUN!!!
2007-10-31 05:19:56
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answered by . 6
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hmmmm I know what you mean.....when I was young all these ..older women where after me Lol.Now I got white highlights ........hold on....there is a bus of 30 year olds outside and they looking for me lolol,yeah I know I am still on medication,it's a vodka drip !! haha
2007-10-31 05:22:09
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answered by Anonymous
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These are just lazy answers by people who can't be bothered to 'go into it'. If people are answering using these statements it shows they couldn't care less.
2007-10-31 04:55:04
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answered by Anonymous
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My dr. is very unsympathetic well pathetic reallylol
2007-10-31 04:58:17
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answered by Anonymous
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a sage is a man of age/
2007-10-31 05:12:57
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answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7
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Yep, it's all just a part of life.
2007-10-31 05:01:12
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answered by Maxine PantherFan 3
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