An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up for the occasion and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he went to the bathroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says,"You're going out like that?"
And he replies,"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a d*ck-tator.
Happy Halloween everyone...Pls star if you liked this one. Thx.
2007-10-31 04:32:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yay, good one!
2007-10-31 04:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremiah's Mommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay!
2007-10-31 11:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR funny
BUT NAY!!!!!!! For the old people going out like that :)
2007-10-31 11:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-31 11:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by keket 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny, yet kinda gross cuz now im thinking of old people like that....EWWWW! XD
PEACE
2007-10-31 11:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by HANNAH S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay! funny!
2007-10-31 11:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by tellthetruthabc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...thats about funny as heck!! lol
2007-10-31 11:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪Soprano's do it best♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! FUNNY! âº
2007-10-31 11:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by SINDY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋