I have a crush on my sexy next door neighbor! So I’m going as a sexy devil tonight when I trick or treat at his house. So I’m thinking of saying “trick or ME!” when he answers the door, and that’s when I jump him in my dainty red lace devil outfit (with horns!). There is NO WAY he can resist me b/c I am SOOO hot in that outfit.
The part I can’t figure out is how to distract his wife and kids long enough to do the deed? Help??
2007-10-31 02:35:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Am I sensing a little jealousy here, ladies?
2007-10-31 02:46:50 · update #1
No worries! Mom will probably be taking the kiddos trick or treating, leaving dad alone to pass out candy... no worries... AND this is a classic Win-Win - I mean if SHE comes to the door, you just play it off that you are begging for sugar... and if he answers the door... bada-bing Great idea!!!
Wait a sec... is that what the "sexy-nurse" bit was all about with my man last year... I thought something sounded fishy!
2007-10-31 04:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw some candy off into the dining room - that should take are of the kids. Throw some Porsche keys into the living room, and that should take the wife's attention away long enough to move him into the office down the hall.
Getting away cleanly may be more difficult. So bring a washcloth.
2007-10-31 09:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Start the back of your neighbors house on fire before your ring the doorbell. While his family is busy calling 911 and evacuating, you can feel right at home in the flames. You should have a few minutes to make your neighbor's life a living Hell before the fire department arrives.
2007-10-31 09:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by mt75689 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to stop and right now and think what you are about to do. You will try to seduce an other woman's husband. Put your lust-full feelings behind you for this man he is taken. Besides are you a teenager?
2007-10-31 09:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's married? Leave him alone and find someone single. Why would you put yourself in that position? Do you "jump" every sexy guy you meet? Sounds like you have issues, get help.
2007-10-31 09:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by yooper guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If there is any justice in the world his wife will answer the door
2007-10-31 09:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by mn lady 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hope they are all out trick or treating together... and I hope him and his wife are holding hands...!!! if they stay home, I hope he asks for trick... and shuts the door, and tells you to do summersaults all the way back home... fooey...
2007-10-31 09:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by elvlayarvvi fEisty wife and mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only kids go trick-or-treating and only an immature brat would post a question like that.
2007-10-31 09:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by philosophy 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good call, Valerie X. I almost took it seriously for about 2 seconds.
2007-10-31 09:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
How about you let it go and not ruin his marriage and tear his family apart? Just a thought.
2007-10-31 09:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by air_force_blue81 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋