If not a LGBT one any one will do. Thanks.
2007-10-31 02:32:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Here is one from me, maybe you can share with others and get a chuckle out of people.
This 5 year old boy was going out trick or treating and his mother had him dressed up like a pirate. Mother took him to the first house, stopping ten feet or so short she let him go the rest of the way. Knocking on the door and yelling "twic or tweet." The lady of the house opened the door and replied "My you're a cute little boy. What are you?" He said "I'm a piewat." "Oh my how cute," she replied. "What is that on your belt?" "That's my swooord" he said. She came back "Oh your sword." "Yep" he said. She then asked "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy immediately replied on my "bucking head."
2007-10-31 02:34:54 · update #1
A cabbie picks up a nun. She notices he just keeps staring at her. She asks him why. He tells her his fantasy has always been to kiss a nun. He's such a handsome cabbie she is tempted. Are you married? Are you Catholic? He says he's single and Catholic so the nun agrees to kiss him. He pulls into a dark alley, gets in the back with the nun and she lays a kiss on him that would put a whore to shame. Then he tells her he must confess. He's married and he's not Catholic.
The nun says, "I have to confess too. I'm not a nun. I'm Brian and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
2007-10-31 02:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by missingora 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
It's still cute everytime I hear that one!
Here are a few I know, but they're not GLBT related:
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
and my favorite:
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
2007-10-31 02:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋