Poll: If someone gave you....?

Question

..... a meal you absolutely hated - how would you make sure you didn't have to eat it, making whatever you did look like an accident?

Answer 1

I am sitting at the table thinking how much i hate this food when i feel a spider crawling up my leg ( wink wink)
I then jump up screaming and knock over the table, as every one is looking at me i start to cry ( wink wink) and run to my room where i shut my self up for the night!

Answer 2

Sort Of Elbow It Onto The Floor When Noone Was looking Make Sure There Is None Left

get lost in conversation and let it go cold.

Say You Dont Feel Well.

Feed It To The Dog

Answer 3

I have several solutions to this yucky dilemma:

1.) Excuse myself to the bathroom repeatedly and while in the bathroom exclaim loudly..."I really shouldn't have had those burritos from the vendor on the corner this morning"

2.) I'm clumsy, so I'll probably just fling my arms up, hitting the plate, the glass and knock it off the table. It would probably be no accident, since that's typical behavior.

3.) I'll just pretend to go into epileptic (seizure) attack

4.)I could be polite, and say excuse me...Can you please pass the salad. I'm on a restrictive diet and unfortunately I cannot consume what you have made

5.) It against my religion

LOL

Answer 4

I have this all the time as I am a picky eater. I have mastered the art of spreading the food around my plate so there looks like less whilst making yummy noises and hiding the smaller bits of food under the larger ones.

Answer 5

errrrmmmmmm

pull you plate towards you so that it was only half dalenced on the table, then with you knife and fork go to chop something up that is on the half on the plate not on the table and press down HARD!!!!! lol

Make sure your legs are open so that it does not go all over you

Either that or do the honest thing whilst slightly bending the truth, say you are alergic to some ingrediant in the food and cant eat it!

Answer 6

i used to have to do this all the time. i have never liked eating meat - even as a kid it made me physically sick. however, my mother was convinced that in order for me to be healthy, i had to eat meat... i got really good at being able to sneak the meat off my pate, and either into a tissue, or a pocket, so i could flush it down the toilet later on. sometimes i used to put it onto my sisters plate, as she liked meat as much as i hated it !

that charade carried on until i was about 14, when i started to cook my own meals.

Answer 7

That's never happened to me but i guess if it did i would have to cut it up into to little bits and munch it round my plate to make it look as though I've eaten a little of it (my friend does it all the time when she don't like whats on her plate)

Answer 8

I would try my hardest to eat some of it then accidentally on purpose I would spill my glass of wine or water over it, I would be so embarrassed but I can't eat what I don't like.

Answer 9

I am quite genuine so would say I didn't like it in the nicest way you can.

For a laugh you could say you was allergic to the ingredients and then you don't need to do anything 'accidential' lol x

Answer 10

No food is that bad. I hate liver and I have had it served to me before. I just stuck it out and ate it, even though I felt like vomiting.