No, not your real life. I mean your imaginary life on Answers. I find there are many benefits - I can make comments without being physically assaulted or publically humiliated, and handing out a thumbs down annonymously makes me feel like a big man. Plus the women here! They say all sorts of crude things to me, and if they are vomiting over my picture, at least I can't see it like in real life. I guess the cons are that sitting in front of the computer on a poorly designed chair can lower your sperm count through testicular compression - but that's about it. Your thoughts?
2007-10-31 02:04:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
GCG, I'll send you photos. YATDS (Yahoo Answers Testicular Dysfunction Syndrome) will be one of the major medical challenges over the next decade.
2007-10-31 02:45:19 · update #1
Is that really a negative, though? The way I see it, you can use your low sperm count as a selling point to the "friskier" ladies around here.
I'm pretty happy with my Y!A life. I think I've proved myself to be a fairly ignorant person. Not enough for people to dislike me, but just enough to get me some pity thumbs-up and 'best answers'... and that keeps me alive and relevant in this world.
And really, if you're not relevant on a question/answer forum full of people who pretend to be intelligent, vote on answers using body parts, and give "best answers" to the worst possible response just so they can give a "witty" retort, then what good are you, really? No good to me.
2007-10-31 02:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yummy-licious you said sperm and testicular...I love my yahoo life...I have you as a boyfriend and all my other wonderful friends who I do not have in real life...so what if no one knows what my avatar picture is...You know and that is all that matters to me..for it was you that made me whole again! Did you get the photo of the butt with your name tattooed on it? They had to put the dash right through the cheeks so it kinda looks like I have a wipe mark on my butt...I don't care....we know what it is, right! When can we start talking about children? Please stay away from Nasty McCain she just wants you for your little k-mac to further expand the family...I kinda think its a cult...Don't you? Anyways lover I am waiting with baited breath for your phone call......
2007-10-31 03:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm just here to give Ompelle another of the pity thumbs up she so desperately needs to avoid thoughts of genocide.
2007-10-31 02:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by GCG 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I am in love for the first time in my life, do you have any money to bail me out?
2007-10-31 13:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I'll be even happier when Dingelbury moves in ..
2007-10-31 02:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's it. We all need one of those. If I had an imaginary life I would be happy in it!
2007-10-31 02:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Answers is my real life, Kevin. And I hate you for implying it's unimportant.
2007-10-31 02:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Of course, honesty is number one.
2007-10-31 02:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by Android 16 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a better chair! Life is what you make of it. :)
2007-10-31 02:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by Jan G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i guess not since all my imaginary hubby can think about is Ompelle and testicles...phukker
2007-10-31 03:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋