Are you calling me a cheap-skate? I think not.
Only the finest quality imported Cuban Cigars for MY Children. Kids aren't silly. They know when they're being duped!
Last year, we handed out these darling little, miniature crystal shot glasses, filled with icky, sticky, "Bats Blood"(really, it was just straight Vodka, with a drop or two of red food coloring stirred in) Ingenious, don't you think?
Needless to say, they were an absolute hit, with many coming back for seconds, this time with their parents. Quite a few parents actually..I was quite impressed. Very responsible of them. Our Children's safety is paramount.
Can't be too careful in today's day and age....never know what some Sickos might dish out, preying on the innocence of our precious and unsuspecting Youth. The World is becoming a terribly frightening place....
Home brand lollies, and even pieces of fruit and raisin bread were reported to be handed out like lollies last year. Luckily the Children had enough sense to use them as missiles, when opting to "trick" their unsuspecting victims. Told you they can't be fooled!
---Gracie ( :
2007-10-31 03:34:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I remember these from the 1960s. They had a good chalky taste! I liked them actually. Maybe the candy producers can shape them into different forms/shapes, instead of cigarettes. Not politically correct these days :-)
2007-10-31 01:47:03
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answered by Alea S 7
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I never got those. My terrible brother and his friend used to tell our blind, mentally slow cousin they were real cigarettes when we were kids. Isnt that horrible? Anyway, we're passing out big handfuls of mini chocolates, like Reese's and Snickers.
2007-10-31 01:46:26
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answered by Amanda 7
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with the age of some kids that show up, not in costume, looking for free candy i could legally give away real cigarettes
2007-10-31 01:45:15
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answered by Eric J 4
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I loved those and I never smoked.
The PC police would hunt me down if I passed those out, so no, I am passing out Kit Kats and temporary tattoos.
2007-10-31 01:46:50
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answered by YesIDid 4
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I'm passing out sour punch straws and gummy body parts. it sucks that you can't pass out anything that isn't wrapped in plastic cause the parents will think you put razor blades and drugs in it.
2007-10-31 01:51:34
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answered by goodgodgreg 3
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Oooh, I remember those! I loved them...they were nothing but pure sugar, but I could eat the entire box in like 5 minutes.
Now they're "politically incorrect"...I mean, please. I ate those things like crazy as a kid, and I don't smoke!
2007-10-31 01:52:28
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I bought a couple cartons of Marlboros, I figure each kid will get a smoke and a pack of matches!! Candy rots their teeth!
2007-10-31 03:45:38
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answered by Anonymous
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No, Just passing out Reeses.
2007-10-31 01:44:40
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I'll eat them all before I get a chance to pass them out.
2007-10-31 01:52:55
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answered by Anonymous
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