why cant Americans shoot things properly?

Question

as an Englishman and owner of many major US based companies I feel I must ask this.
Many of the Americans that I own are very nice and they work very hard when pushed, but they cant shoot things properly and their aim is always out.
As we all know Americans soldiers have the same problem, which makes me ask these questions.
1)Do Americans have bad eye sight?
2)Are American gun barrels bent?
3)Are Americans just stupid?
You decide

Phonebreaker-just for you son

Answer 1

It's a good thing your US based managers can run things while you f**k about on here then isn't it?

Answer 2

One cannot answer this question because the meaning of 'American' isn't clear:

- A person or attribute of South or North America
- A person or attribute of the indigenous peoples of South or North America
- A citizen or attribute of the ’United States of America’: the political correct term
is 'US-American'

Answer 3

I was going to take at pop at you Sidney, for yet again posting an ignorant question. But then i saw Phone breakers answer, and his narrow minded attempt at putting ALL English people into a 'stereotype'. You are both as bad as each other!.

I hate to be associated with English people like this. I have no problem with most Americans, just the ones who are also narrow minded, miss-informed idiots.

Answer 4

just what "US corps" do you own. And I did not know it was legal for anyone to "own" any American citizens. Do you require all of your so called US employees to shoot firearms? This sounds more like an adolescent English boy's fantasy, than the question of a successful businessman. You are not believable. "They can't shoot things" What does that mean? Is this just a derogatory comment on the US military? That's what it sounds like. The British have had friendly fire incidents too. Remember who saved your little island in the past. Your welcome!

Answer 5

Phonebreaker responds and your yellow a$s reports him, you're scum sidney, and the favor will be returned on every answer and question.

Answer 6

They are quite good at shooting their mouths off

Answer 7

No 3.......

Answer 8

The part about owning Americans is getting old, Sid. But at least the rest of your fairy tale is original.

Answer 9

Why is Phonebreaker dressed as a car parking attendant?

Anyway, back to the question in hand. I have done extensive research into the differential brain processing patterns between American and British Servicemen during combat situations.

The British, as highly trained professional soldiers, retain calmness under fire and produce accurate, effective fire. They also have training that focuses on each man having fair RESPONSIBILITY for their actions.

The US, with a usually distorted, brainwashed lack of knowledge or respect for any other nation, together with minimal brainpower and training, go AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!! Get me the **** outta here! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! in all directions with their eyes tight shut and their pants full and then justify the dead as just another 'towel' (see phonebreaker) when the smoke clears. Their responsibility is usually called COLLATERAL DAMAGE and does not give incentive to think first (or aim carefully).

'ave it.

Answer 10

wanna talk about stupid?? check out megaprox's answer - bloke can't spell a lick

phonebreaker = awesome

**not to say I don't love most British people - just not stupid , uneducated ones like sid & megaprox- he's the exact type of Brit phonebreaker is talking about! ha ha!!

phonebreaker - open up your email please!!

Answer 11

The inbreeding has led to the species evolving with underdeveloped brains - 1/3 the size of normal human brains in fact. This obviously hinders them in many ways throughout their lives, however the same disability also gives them hope in the way other parts of the brain overcompensates for the missing grey matter, namely the compelling urge they have to try to be the best at everything, boasting and the blissfull ignorance of not realising when they look like a total buffoon.