The Plumber
Ooh err missis,
It’s gonna cost a bob,
It’s your thingymagig watsit
A very difficult job.
Your wingwang’s shot,
Your dooberry’s failed,
It should have been screwed on,
And yours is nailed.
Your overflow’s blocked,
Do you want multi-flush?
I’ll have to fix that timer too,
It’s all a bit of a rush.
Ooh err misses,
It’s gonna cost a bob.
A thumbs up if you know what I mean and feel free to add another verse . . . 10 points to the best one.
2007-10-29 22:15:13 · 4 answers · asked by Time4AcuPPa 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
who did that then?
some east european?
i better fix it
or you'll have nowt to pee in
2007-10-29 22:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your ball valve is knackered and so is my thumb,
The blow from the hammer has sent it quite numb,
Don't bother with compo, you're not to blame, for compo and my bill are much of the same,
2007-10-29 22:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a Star! Nothing to add, couldn't possibly follow that!
2007-10-29 22:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know it looks like just a dripping tap to you
but from that i know your plumbing shot
2007-10-29 22:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by wag 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋