A) driving cross country with Michael Jackson
B) driving cross country with Britney Spears
C) driving cross country with Ted Kennedy
D) driving to the nearest Dunkin Doughnuts with Rosie O'Donnell
2007-10-29 17:25:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gotcha beat twice!
First one was driving 12 hours to Denver with my Mother-In-Law. She was driving from Denver to Colorado Springs, on a winding, mountain road, in a very strong thunder storm. She was so scared to take her eyes off the road that she wouldn't look at the speedometer. She was going over 80 mph. Then on the way back I asked for her to pull over at the next rest stop. She refused, saying that I just wanted to get out to smoke. I told her that she could think that all she wanted, but that in a few minutes there was going to be a puddle in the back seat.
The second (and third) was when we all went to Hawaii together for 2 weeks (twice). She is very much the matriarch of the family, and will not back down when she gets an idea into her head. She wanted all of us to ride in a mini van to the other side of the island to see the sites. There were 8 adults and three kids. She told me to go out and put all three kids car seats into the back seat of the van. You couldn't have wedged them in there with a crow bar and a gallon of Vaseline! When I came back in to tell her that they wouldn't fit, she rolled her eyes and huffed at me. Then went out for 15 minutes to try it herself. They still wouldn't fit. She had the nerve to get really pissed off at me when I was offended that she was treating me like a moron.
There will be no more vacations with them. At least not with me going along.
2007-10-29 17:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst road trip possible would be driving in a car with, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Ted Kennedy, and Rosie O'Donnell all at the same time...then..breaking down and standing stranded with them on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere whereupon a skunk meets your presence and spews a little "love" your way.
2007-10-30 00:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure if any of those scenarios can beat out a field trip of fourth graders all singing the wheels of the bus, and the all time favorite road song--1000 bottles of rootbeer on the wall.
2007-10-30 01:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C. Ted Kennedy is not only a drunk who might crash and get me killed (Chappaquiddick), but I bet he stinks.
I'm not a little boy, so Michael Jackson doesn't scare me.
Britney's a pretty scary driver. She'd be my second choice for worst nightmare.
Rosie ticks me off, but I wouldn't mind a donut right now...
2007-10-30 00:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
E) Having to drive through Gary Indiana and getting lost.
And oh, no way in hell im letting Kennedy drive near a body of water.
2007-10-30 00:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by PeguinBackPacker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
E. Driving cross country with the Griswalds!!!
2007-10-30 00:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by asdf 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Neither. Driving with my family is the worst nightmare road trip.
2007-10-30 00:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by fed up woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For me, C. I despise him.
If I was ever caught in a car with Rosie O'Donnell, she'd find her lardy self walking to Donutland by herself.
2007-10-30 00:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Actually (A) would be the best road trip ever! Worst would be going on a road trip with a Michael Jackson hater because I would probably kill them!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2007-10-30 07:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
going to a bar, getting arrested and not getting out of jail until 2 YEARS later.
2007-10-30 00:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by shallytally 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋