To drive you completely insane...this is true!...you can't please them, so why bother?
2007-10-29 19:14:46
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it is a dog eat dog world.....
In some cases a cat with it's claws out type of world.
If I've fried ur brain, it was unintentional......
My brain is currently fried @ this time, yet, I'm too tired to sleep.
I find all the answers on here logical.
I find ur question reasonable.......
I realize I can't please people much of the time, there is a saying, "I can please only one person a day, and today isn't ur day, and looks like tomorrow isn't either."
2007-10-29 17:02:23
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answered by Anonymous
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They "missed" something in human biology studies and Gray's Anatomy that I always thought was very pertinent and obvious...yet seldom even acknowledged as a reality of human female physiology...
There are "Glenda the Good witches with built-in genetic "spells" they are able to cast around us without even we or they being conscious of the magic being weilded in a very "hormonally irresponsible" and random way...
This spell first enters through the eyeballs...but then they say something that seems oddly "innuendo-ish," and the spell does it's trick...
We become helpless automaton zombies who will beg for Scooby Snacks like mangy zombie mutts in heat...
The "intelligent" part of our brain only retains enough "intelligence" to restrain us from tackling them right then and there, and pulling them into the nearest opening that reminds us of our primeaval caves of yore...
Over the long years...treading the jeweled thrones of the world in my sandaled and dirty feet...(just kidding...I wear velcro strap tennis shoes...it's the airports, doncha' know...when you're flyin' now days...ya' need to whip those shoes on and off again in order to make it to the gate ontime...)
I have always been under their spell...(Now I am staring glass-eyed ahead and speaking with a strangely stilted and controlled robot-like voice...)
"I must go see my master now...she is calling..."
...and I must go...I have no choice!" Doo Wah! Doo Wah!
2007-10-29 16:45:48
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answered by Anonymous
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We don't fry them, we just try to guide your thinking in the right direction
2007-10-29 16:39:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Actually it's Hannibal who does that with a fine chianti.
2007-10-29 16:33:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Ooops, sorry, l thought that was "The Liver For Breakfast" Still, your horse can think for you, AND do a better job. Peace. Lol. Love Jo xx
2007-10-29 23:11:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Because God gave you 2 heads and you can't use both at the same time.
2007-10-29 16:34:05
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answered by Heyitsme 7
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We're sorry...we didn't realize so little information would make you go on overload like that!!
2007-10-29 16:34:28
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answer #8
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answered by Leah 2
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Assuming your brain wasn't fried already, that is. Just stop complaining already. You can do right and please if you would just learn to listen to what you are told. Do you think you can do that? : )
2007-10-29 16:50:44
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answer #9
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answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7
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it's all because of your short attention span & lack of common sense
2007-10-29 16:33:00
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answer #10
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answered by ×Charmz× 6
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Because your'e just horn dogs and we're not slaves to our sexual desires.
2007-10-29 16:33:19
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answered by Mannie मञ्जुला 6
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