I enjoy rap music, however if you ever really listen to the lyrics it's absolutely ridiculous. My fav would have to be on the new Young Jeezy CD Can't Ban The Snowman. The lyric is "let my n*t$ hang like a sony flat screen." What's your fav funniest lyric?
2007-10-29 15:58:29 · 12 answers · asked by chillinginchicago 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
DMX: "Imma stick a fork in ya eye ****a!"
Weezy: "Wonder why I stress that I am the best, cuz even bobble-heads tell me yes"
2007-10-29 16:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Narcissa K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mac Dre is really popular in Nor Cal (where I live) and all his lyrics are hilarious!! One talks about making food disappear like Houdini and this other one, "I treat my bit*h like an ATM card"!!! HAHAHA
2007-10-29 16:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jamie C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chilling, It has to be in that song telling about Sonny Bono skiing through the trees. I know that's morbid, but it struck me as funny.
2007-10-29 16:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by "Johns" 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im a gangster by jamie kennedy
Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dogs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im gonna give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate somebody else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steaming mad. grrr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer
I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)
Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)
My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)
Some say we're the perfect match
STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! grr
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make mince meat out of his rear
Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face coz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Hiroshima
I'm a gangster
***** suck on my wiener!
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire-
Oh there's no beat left
(gunshots)
Die, Die you Santa Clause die
no i don't wanna do acapella
i like to slap bitches
i like to slap hoes...
2007-10-29 16:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Quick to the point - to the point no fakin'
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon....Yo! Let's get out of here...word to your mother!"
Vanilla Ice. Gotta love it.
2007-10-29 16:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I'll even use a word that don't mean nothin', like "Looptid..."
2007-10-29 16:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
packin' a mac in the back of an Ac!
2007-10-29 16:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by Chichiri 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side!
2007-10-29 16:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by David 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - "21 Questions" by 50 Cent
2007-10-29 16:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Shania♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"crank dat soulja boy"
2007-10-29 16:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋