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2007-10-29 15:15:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

Do I need to add something else to make Gold?

2007-10-29 15:39:43 · update #1

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A very annoyed kangaroo and a hungry playpus since it wouldn't be able to nurse off a kangaroo.

You have no idea the fight you'd have putting that platypus in a kangaroo's pouch.

2007-10-29 15:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0 0

This is hard. How do I connect Alchemy with your experiment?If there is something in the kangaroo's pouch that will sustain eternal life for the platypus, I guess you would eventually have a very old platypus wearing the the skin of a dead kangaroo.Smelly!
(Figure out the how to sustain life forever...the gold will follow)

2007-10-29 22:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Candii JoJo is a groovy chick. 5 · 0 0

Ending up in the hospital from after being almost kicked to death by the kangaroo, and bitten or slapped by the platypus. Not to mention a one way ticket to federal prison. And a seriously ticked off mob waiting outside the hospital doors you would be in. Yeah I think that's about everything.

2007-10-31 00:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by elementgenius93 2 · 0 0

You can expect the ASPCA to be knocking on your door for unlawful use of a platypus. The kangaroo doesn't factor in to the equation because her green card has expired and she will be deported shortly.

2007-10-29 23:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Gee Whizdom™ 5 · 0 0

Forget gold- how about adding some DNA from Plato and Captain Kangaroo and some stem cells from one of those jellyfish that can turn themselves back into fetuses?

No, I am NOT a mad scientist, that's why I don't work for the government!!!!

2007-10-30 00:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

An emo Platypus, driven to the edge of despair by it's perceived jumping deficiency.

2007-10-29 22:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 1 0

A new "down under" Halloween color for M&M's candies...

And a serious complaint from the Kangaroo, who's looking into his pouch, and going...

"WTF?!?"

2007-10-29 22:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A disgruntled playtpus, an angry kangaroo and a homeless joey

2007-10-30 10:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 0 0

A Plataroo.

2007-10-29 22:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by msmhensley 1 · 1 0

You can expect only mystic hogwash. And then I'm not certain the hogs would appreciate it.

2007-10-30 01:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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