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Today this bloke said something ridiculous:
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Pathetic!
I told him I was one of those radical Muslim women that will issue a holy war against hi

2007-10-29 15:08:35 · 10 answers · asked by Nat 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

10 answers

lmao. that's funny, mine is stupid. the guy WAS stupid.

- hey honey, i lost my number. can i have yours?

haha. i dumped him there, but then he straitened out. now we've been together for 4 LONG months. =)

2007-10-29 15:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by BAMF. 6 · 1 0

a guy came up to me and dropped an ice cube on the floor, he then stood on it and turned to me and said "now we've broken the ice lets get talking".
How cheesy. I told him to get lost as if not there would be far more than ice broken when my boyfriend got back.

2007-10-30 03:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by Orphelia 6 · 0 0

Oh the loving memories of the Military days while on leave.
I love you soldier boy. You buy me drink? I take you home and give you long time bang bang? Thailand Bangkok Japan
Hong Kong the list is endless..............!

2007-10-29 23:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hate pick-up-lines, they always sound so fake.
Once (many years ago) some guy said that I looked like, "Jane Fonda" She was pretty but what a fake line.

2007-10-29 22:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by Marilyn T 7 · 0 0

While in a bar, a larger lady came up to me, poured her drink down her top and said, 'would you get that for me?' Fantastic marks for trying!!!

2007-10-29 22:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven? lol :-)

2007-10-29 23:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Butterscotch 7 · 0 0

i have heard so many i am numb to them....it takes a man to be very creative to sweep me off my feet!...still waiting!

2007-10-29 22:45:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

can i give you a lift home ive got my bus pass

2007-10-30 03:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1 1

Can't remember but my god your eyes are beautiful!

2007-10-29 22:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by Michael Q 3 · 1 1

i wud how about you lads?

2007-10-29 22:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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