They have surrounded my house and are chanting "death to the human" in low, sinister voices.
2007-10-29 14:06:54 · 12 answers · asked by I am the Badger Princess. 4 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
Contact the Trolls and request emergency gnomeectomy . Used the Trolls before and the were great. Check with the Old Hag for references.
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2007-10-29 14:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by gabuilder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to surround them with garden fairies. That way, they can get off their rocks, so to speak , and to keep it clean. They will be too distracted to pay any attention to humans.
2007-10-31 15:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by juncogirl3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Travelocity gnome!!
2007-10-29 14:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by kate 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pull out your flame thrower and char the Fu*kers.
2007-10-30 11:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arm your pink flamingos for a little ethnic cleansing. RScott
2007-10-31 05:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by RScott 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should post this same question in the Mental Health section :)
2007-10-29 16:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They'll be fine once Halloween is over. :o)
2007-10-29 14:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that is funny!!!!! I am laughing my *** off over here! LOL!
2007-10-29 16:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by teeleecee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn them around!
2007-10-30 05:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by glenn t 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
punt
2007-10-30 07:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋