I have already put a rubber band on the kitchen sprayer and asked her to get me a drink of water. I am looking at some more ideas, ones that won't get me in too much hot water, more like harmless ones, or ones that won't get me hit on the head with a frying pan while I sleep
2007-10-29 14:05:50 · 8 answers · asked by E. Paul S 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Also, already did the egg on the refrigerator door top so it falls when opened.
2007-10-29 14:06:31 · update #1
Don't do it is my advice. These things rarely end well.
2007-11-05 07:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by sigrid d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to pour a glass of freezing cold water on my husband as he showers early in the morning. I also like to hide from him sometimes after we both go upstairs to our room at night. He knows I am just hiding, but can't help but look for me. At the end of the bed under the comforter, in the shower, in the closet, under the bed---then I jump out and scare him. For some reason, I find it really funny.
2007-10-29 21:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Courtney 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put hard rubber eggs in the egg carton. They bounce instead of break. Read answer 207 on your should I let kids eat Halloween candy question.
2007-10-31 09:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh, you DO have too much time on your hands...BUT!......My most fun one was to sneak a hot dog out of the refrigerator so it was good and icy cold. Got into bed and told her I might be coming down with something because I felt
"a little chilly"..........Use your imagination from there...God, that's awful now that I think about it.....but we both laughed for quite a few minutes....Eeeeeeek!
2007-10-29 21:31:05 · answer #4 · answered by Carl R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's always "old faithful"...saran wrap over the toilet seat...but that one sometimes falls apart.
i love the kitchen sprayer one, i always used to do that to my grandma.
you could always take apart the computer chair so that it falls apart as soon as she sits down and she falls over. i know of one that is pretty complicated but AWESOME if you pull it off (gotta be kinda handy though).
is that you take apart the same office chair and put one of those annoying airhorns inside of it. then you put the chair back on top that way as soon as she sits down the horn goes off and scares the crap out of her. ahahahaha.
2007-10-29 21:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by dropping bombs on your mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a fun marraige. You should fill one of your bathrooms with like 75 rolls of toilet tissue and act like you don't know how it got there. You have to be a good actor to pull it off though. I would crack up if my husband did this.
2007-10-29 21:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dutch Oven?
Leave her 1-square of toilet paper?
Flush the toilet non-stop when she's showering?
2007-10-31 10:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have WAY too much time on your hands, dude. Have you tried actually having fun in the bedroom instead?
2007-10-29 21:13:01 · answer #8 · answered by CC 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋