Have you heard of the Theory of Relativity?

Question

It's the way that Scottish Politicians and Councillors give out jobs !
Gordon Brown's brother works for a French company: and "Lo and Behold" Brown's given them a contract!
The top people in Brown's cabinet are Jocks who get the most money spent on their constituencies.

Hey FunnyGirl,
you sound like there's steam comin' out your ears !
sit down and have a cup of tea.
Did you see that map in the paper where he's absolutely POURING money into the Jock constituencies.and all the Northern ones as well. Just to keep the Labour heartlands safe.
He doesn't give a frig about them dirty middle-class Southerners.
The only time that decent people are considered is when someone says:
"Where shall we put these filthy Gypsies?"

Hi Funnygirl
love your expression: "Clouty round the head thing"

Answer 1

You know, you are right. It is amazing that he gives us any money at all!

For the record, one of the reasons Scotland gets more money as much of our oil wealth comes from Scotland. The Scots are convinced that with the oil revenues, they are subsidising England.

If you want to change things, the best thing to do is vote SNP, then Scotland will not be an issue for the UK anymore.

Answer 2

Aaaarrrrghhh!
Sker-reeeemmmm!!
Honestly, these bl**dy people vincent! What - They make me so fec**ng mad!
Who does he think he is? The Prime Minister or something?!!! Just because he's bl'**dy Scottish or something!
Half (if not more) of the Cabinet are (were) Scottish & all you Scots are going to say is "Serves you right...etc."
Grrr. Oh, you make me want to clout them round the head with a clouty-round-the-head thing.
BTW - His name isn't even Gordon, is it? Along with several other MPs, he uses his 2nd name.Wonder why?
See. All a bunch of bloody liars!
haha

Answer 3

In the rest of the world -- it's called "nepotism".

Answer 4

Apparently its a theory right, that you only tell your relatives.