Can you fill in the blanks with as many words as you wish to create a funny story?

Question

There was once a ______ who lived in _______. On Halloween, he decided to ________. His wife thought he was _____ to do this. He surprised his neighbors by putting a ______ in his front yard along with a ______ on his roof. However , the cream de resistance was when he ________.
That night on CNN they did a story on him. Larry King was heard to remark:"_____________________________."

Answer 1

There was once a Knight who lived in Camelot. On Halloween, he decided to swim the castle moat. His wife thought he was stupid enough to do this. He surprised his neighbors by putting a sand box in his front yard along with a diving board on his roof. However , the cream de resistance was when he showed up in full armor wearing a speedo.
That night on CNN they did a story on him. Larry King was heard to remark:"As the King, I hereby De-moat this night."...

Answer 2

There was once a CELEBRITY who lived in NEW YORK. On Halloween, he decided to BUNGEE JUMP AT MIDNIGHT. His wife thought he was MAD to do this. He surprised his neighbors by putting a TOWER in his front yard along with a CRANE on his roof. However , the cream de resistance was when he JUMPED, HE BOUNCED SO HIGH HE FLEW IN THE SKY.
That night on CNN they did a story on him. Larry King was heard to remark:"------------------." .........WHO'S LARRY KING?