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nothing cuz i'd be 2 shy 2 go 2 one of those.

2007-10-29 11:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by I ♥ my boyfriend! 5 · 2 1

Don't stare

Don't stay fully dressed - it makes you look like a perv. Girls should be at least topless. Boys should be nude. If you don't want to do this, don't go to a nude neach

Don't forget plenty of sunscreen. Sunburn hurts, esp on bits that don't often see the sun

Don't do anything sexual in nature - keep that for the bedroom

Don't expect to see perfect bodies.

Dont be a perv

2007-10-30 07:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

When talking to two male nudists at the beach: DO appear to be nonchalant and totally unaware that one man has a nearly inverted penis and the other is endowed like a world class porno star. Say "how about them Tampa Bay Bucs" to demonstrate that you are a woman into sports.

Keep repeating the mantra to yourself: "I am here for the sunshine and freedom of nudity, not to see the really hot guys and BE SEEN by them."

2007-10-30 15:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by HeatherS 4 · 3 0

Right now I am taking the 5th amendment , I have been too some, but only want HER with ME now.at OUR carefree Island of Happieness

2007-10-30 14:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Pointing and giggling like a school girl is probably not a good thing.

2007-10-29 18:32:28 · answer #5 · answered by hungryeyes001 4 · 4 1

Hey guy...did you get a tweezer and a magnifying glass with that?

2007-10-30 13:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by nudie chick 6 · 3 0

Pass the soap?

2007-10-29 18:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 2 1

Start taking pictures.

2007-10-29 18:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 3 1

Hey, nice mole!

2007-10-29 18:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by my2centsworth 4 · 3 1

Don't get a hard-on
which may be a tall order, considering the views!

2007-10-29 18:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 4 3

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