Seems some of the cons on here are VERY concerned about it, I say Bush should nominate Jane Goodall as a special negotiator and send her to the Congo right away! Gorillas have enough problems without them going to war with each other.
2007-10-29 10:58:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I'm terrified I might slip on a banana here instead of over there!
2007-10-29 11:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I think we should arm the gorillas, four arms are so much better then two. I understand there is a huge rift between the mountain gorillas and the lowland gorillas. The mountain gorillas have huge caches of bananas and are trying to starve the lowland gorillas into submission.
2007-10-29 11:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
All gorilla wars start when the Republic of Bonzo flings poop missiles at the People's Democratic Republic of Bobo and then harasses Bobo's family.
If Goodall can help with this. . .
2007-10-29 11:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are we wire-tapping the cages in the zoo? If not, the PATRIOT Act has a flaw. It's the domestic gorillas that present the greatest threat to the US.
2007-10-29 11:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by El Duderino 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I vote that we nominate you for the honor of special negotiator.
2007-10-29 11:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Bubba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's weird is, they use the argument of guerrilla warfare in some ways, but refuse to admit that we faced guerrilla warfare in Vietnam, and the fact that a war as such cannot be "won".
Yet, we have to stay to "finish the job" and "win".
2007-10-29 11:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well we must protect ourselves from all of that chest beating and throwing of feces! I for one support the war on Gorillas!
LMFAO...
2007-10-29 11:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by vegan_geek 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
just lock them in individual cages, gorillas are pretty easy to tame (if you quarantine them right)
uh oh! PETA might come and arrest me for saying that
2007-10-29 11:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Random Black Woman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would be funny, except our soldier die every day because of insurgents.
2007-10-29 11:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here! Here!
Gentleman, we must do something about this primate menace.
2007-10-29 11:04:37 · answer #10 · answered by You are all, weirdos. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋