An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter: "What are you doing naked?" The daughter responds: "This is the dress of love." When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks her: "What are you doing naked, woman?" She responds: "This is the dress of love." And he said to her, "Well, go iron it first."
2007-10-29 10:34:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Now that I can relate to. It's kind of like when someone tells you that your stockings are falling down, and you're not wearing any stockings!!
2007-10-29 10:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol I'd like to tack mine up and iron them out. Kind of like the lady that wrapped herself in plastic wrap and was going to greet her husband at the door when he came in from work. It was their anniversary and she wanted to be sexy. She locked the doors and when the doorbell rang she opened the door. Instead of her husband, there stood a delivery man with a gift and flowers from her husband. He was going to be late and this was his way of apologizing. The delivery man looked at her, swallowed a lump in his throat, and said, " So, your husband will be in around 8:00, right?". She was petrified! lol true story.
2007-10-29 13:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's an old one that men absolutely hate, gotta tell it to all you gals. We many have wrinkles-- but----What's the best thing that ever came out of a mans *enis, the wrinkles. Ha, that'll learn ya dern ya.
2007-10-29 13:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your questions are awesome and funny!! If I tried this with my husband he would say and what do you think you are doing? Or, it would be who are you trying to impress, I'm to tired and it can be 4:00 in the afternoon.
You show me I can laugh about it!!
2007-10-29 12:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW First laugh I've had
all day. Mine's not wrinkled.
It all started at the top of my
head and now is down by
my feet.
2007-10-29 15:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny but my husband would die laughing if I ever greeted him naked.
2007-10-29 10:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I WISH! LOL
These are the days when I can look cute as a button WITH clothes on!...let's not even go there about being without!
2007-10-29 10:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He! Ha! not bad, I'll give a star for a good try
2007-10-29 11:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
isn't this the reason older people have poor eye sight so they don't notice the wrinkles
2007-10-29 11:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Diamond 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lolol That's really a good one. I've never heard that one before.
2007-10-29 10:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋