Post your "unanswerable questions!?

Question

Such as

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

Can you cry underwater

And of course the classic chicken/egg is a good example.

Post your rhetorical questions

Answer 1

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?

OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put
your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just
stale bread to begin with?

10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
person who drives a race car not called a racist?

12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
cleaners depressed?

17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
men?

20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.

21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers
use? Toothpicks?

22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just
put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look
for them while they deliver the mail?

23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?

24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is
winning.

26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?

27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next
door went nuts.

28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Answer 2

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.
Somethings got to give

Can you cry underwater?
If you can pee underater than you must be able to cry

And of course the classic chicken/egg is a good example.
Chicken (God made the animals forst and something would need to lay the egg)

Answer 3

how did it all come to be and why, like why us here now, if there is a God why did he choose this stage and how did he decide how we would look, feel, and move, and if there is no God and it's all science, then why do we bother having emotions why not just being in survival mode all the time, this is very deep question, I just dont get it, whats the point, and what is there after this (this one I can wait to find out on of course ;) ) but soo much we really don't know.

Answer 4

1. You create an impossible expolsion.
2. Yes, but only in the "shallow" end.
3. The rooster came first (a chicken/egg can't).

Answer 5

If you where to drop a brick off of the Ifle tower in paris would it hit a pigeon, if so would it bounce.

If a car going thirty miles an hour hits a car going sixty in the other derection does it continue going forward or does it start to go backwards, if so what speed are they going?

If the scarecrow had a brain would he use it?

when you are about to hit a tractor trailer truck, is it possible to keep your self from messing your self?

Why don't they allow blind gun shows?

Answer 6

We already know that it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, but if you sneeze while driving and get into an accident, is it still your fault?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Answer 7

When is the war in Iraq going to end? It is hard to answer that question. We're going to have to wait. It is important to wait. I want to know the answer to this question. I don't think we will know for a while. It is still considered unanswerable. We don't know. We won't know. We must wait. All we need to do. Wait. Wait for an answer.

Answer 8

Why, when getting ice, does one cube HAVE to fall to the floor, only to get kicked to the side, then melt, and of COURSE you come back through in socks and step in the puddle? WHY?

Answer 9

1) the imovabel objest moves to either side of it and keeps going
2) yes, u can try without visible tears beign shown
3) its the chicken

Answer 10

Could God create something that was was more powerful than Himself?