2007-10-29 07:48:48 · 15 answers · asked by Tristan Robert Due March 20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is the populations's main interests shopping, eating and what kind of car they're driving...
2007-10-29 08:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anglcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
2007-10-29 07:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by ►Aurora Borealis 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only in America would the most popular symbol be the McDonnell's M
2007-10-29 07:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mooey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only in America...do people expect the government to finance their lazy butts.
Only in America...is a single portion size enough for a family of four.
Only in America...do people take better care of their pets than they do their children and their elderly parents.
Only in America...would people pitch fits about having "one nation under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance.
Please, people. How about we be smart and self-sufficient and tolerant for a change?
2007-10-29 07:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only in America would someone think that Larry the Cable guy is actually funny.
LL
2007-10-29 07:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by lanalang 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
can you work hard to finish tops in your college, get a great job, work a few years and draw disability for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
2007-10-29 07:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by tskelton155 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
2007-10-29 07:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the rich get richer and the poor get poorer!
But I DO LOVE AMERICA!
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE TROOPS!!
2007-10-29 07:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by squrrelgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only can President Butthead get elected and RE-ELECTED
2007-10-29 08:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
can the wool be over the majority of people eye's.
2007-10-29 07:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋