as an Englishman and owner of many major US based companies I feel I must ask this.
Last night I took a few of the Americans that I own out for a drink after work as a reward for their hardwork.I was getting lashed at the bar and as I was downing my 31st pint of lager I felt the sudden urge to puke. As the toilets were at least 20 metres away I decided to puke into the handbag of a lady sitting beside me.It was at this point I noticed that the rude Americans that I own had left WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE.There is nothing more rude in my book!!!
2007-10-29 05:08:22 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Because people go online and call us rude. How rude!
2007-10-29 05:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by Cal A 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
First of all, you don't OWN employees. Saying that you own someone is rude and just plain wrong. (In case you missed it, the USA outlawed slavery some time ago!) Second 31 pints of lager? Can you say AA? Third, puking in some lady's handbag is extremely rude. Yes, they should have said goodbye, but they probably were taking their cues on what was acceptable from you!
2007-10-29 05:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by rojo_jojo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't argue with you entirely, Americans are portrayed as rude. However, it is unfair to say we all are. Not every American is rude just as not every Englishman has bad teeth, right?
My guess is the gentleman that were with you were embarrassed by your rude behavior, unless it is accepted as ok in England, when you vomited in the lady's handbag. Rude Americans do that here in the US. Your Americans probably wanted to avoid confrontation by the lady's gentleman friend if there was one or any blame by association, so they took off leaving the one responsible to take blame. Seeing how you own these Americans, I am sure you can punish them in any way you see fit though. So all is fine now, right?
2007-10-29 05:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by pinklipstick_ab 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes many Americans are rude and probably your employees were so ***** whipped that they ran out on you instead of having to deal with the woman with the handbag full of vomit.
You should sack the whole lot them.
If you don't mind me asking what line of work are you in? -and what kind of lager we're you drinking?
2007-10-29 05:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by brianjames04 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
r u GOD??? first and foremost u DON'T OWN ANYONE!!! I truly hope that people who work for u see this and decide to leave ur business. N if u think it was rude for them to leave......think about ur rudness of puking in some lady's bag just cause the toilets were "20 metres" away..... FYI in America we don't use "metres" we use feet..... what kind of businesses do u own??? maybe u should invest in some education.... pdp.....
2007-10-29 05:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
America is a very rude place. Full of slang, anger, general contempt for every one but themselves. To be perfectly honest, I am american. But after traveling and seeing the rest of the world. I've discovered that americans are rude becasue they don't know any thing. They have no idea what is going on in the world, and to compensate for being stupid, they act like complete jack asses.
2007-10-29 05:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by styx 45 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never heard of your company. if you went out with some of your "slaves" to get drunk then what kind of boss are you, you dont represent your "major corporation" very well. and Americans are rude to Lobsterback teasippers becuase you all still act all high and mighty. May I cite way back to the Revolutionary war where you retards marched around up in our **** like you own the place with your bright red jackets and stupid *** drums and then we did something smart called "hiding" and shot your asses up. stick that in your *** and smoke it. besides what kind of sandwich is a "fingersandwich"? American sandwiches are big, everything you guys possess is small and crooked, like your teeth...your wankers.
2007-10-29 05:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by jaredwilliams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that 'own' or 'owe' some Americans?
Interestingly, I have recently acquired a few Japs myself, and wonder if you might consider a little swap-meet? Perhaps we could exchange at the rate of 2 Nips to the Yank?
Oh God, Sid, I think I'm becoming a **** like you......
2007-10-29 05:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Well, you might say that...... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding? I am surprised that, instead of just leaving, they didn't give you a swift kick in the posterior. Barfing into anyone's handbag is far ruder than walking away from a drunken lout. Next time, try to make it to the loo.
2007-10-29 05:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Me, Too 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious, mate!
Seriously though, Americans are taught from birth to associate good manners with money. So, the answer to your rudeness problem is simple - double the salary for each of your employees and watch them all turn into Miss Manners.
2007-10-29 05:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by craig_o 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree wholeheartedly.
However, I find it very distasteful that a fine Englishman would be downing lager, instead of an ale.
Downright insulting.
No wonder you ralphed in the lady's pocketbook.
2007-10-29 05:13:18 · answer #11 · answered by patrick 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋