2007-10-29 04:30:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I figure the older people on this site will have better intuitive answers, due to our ages.
2007-10-29 04:31:07 · update #1
I would empty it at a Presidential election party.
2007-10-29 04:35:54 · update #2
It wouldn't work on our enemies, they smell like that already.
2007-10-29 04:41:02 · update #3
Plum that is plum sick. Why not wait until he is asleep then empty it under the covers and pull them up over his head?
2007-10-29 05:03:44 · update #4
Good one Gladys!
2007-10-29 07:50:57 · update #5
Wally, such an apparatus has already been invented. It's in another room of my house right now watching TV. His favorite place to "empty" is in church, and then he looks at me!
2007-10-29 07:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord, Wally, what did you have for breakfast? This is a well guarded secret in the Event Business that I will let "out of the bag." When entertaining, and the guests have no idea of when to politely leave, all hosts "in the know" break open the stored gas and release it, saying, "oops, I guess it is that time of night! " You would be amazed at how quickly your house will be cleared! It solves many problems at once: You regain the use of your house, the costly luquor stops flowing, the guests all have somethign to talk about on their way home, and the party will NOT be forgotten soon. The highest plus of this technique is, the next party you give, and must include names on the invitiee list that you really don't want to invite, you will find many "Can't make it, previous engagement" notices...how's that for solving so many problems with just one "poof!" Peace and love, Goldwing
2007-10-29 12:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No 10 Downing Street.
2007-10-29 14:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dog is a mobile fart machine. She usually empties hers downstairs when we are watching TV at night, or under the bed while we are sleeping. She's so bad we wake up and need to open a window for awhile.
2007-10-29 12:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wally - letting it rip in bed and the pulling the covers over your spouse's head is known in my neck of the woods as a "Dutch Oven"
there are so many deserving places for this release, it's really hard to choose.
2007-10-29 12:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by min 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just let 'er rip Wally, a hose up your butt ain't gonna solve emission control! Think up a better question, please. Have to go fart now, not saving it -- just turning on the fart fan---ah, Tell Gore I am the global warming perp!
2007-10-29 12:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by lilabner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the floor of Congress
2007-10-29 13:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Liquefy it and put it in my gas tank. For me I just might have enough to sell the overstock.
2007-10-29 13:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Ray T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a Pug who farts all day and ALL night, with all that methane gas, It could be a fuel source
2007-10-29 11:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Crawford, TX.
2007-10-29 12:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋