as an Englishman and owner of many major US based companies I feel I must ask this.
Yesterday I was talking to the Americans that I own in their huts.I accidentally spilt my coffee, which seemed to drain though a hole in the floor.On closer inspection I noticed there was a hidden flap in the floor which led to an escape tunnel.The cheeky Americans had been planning to escape.
How do you think I should punish the Americans I own?
2007-10-29 02:36:27 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
da snitch-
2007-10-29 03:14:02 · update #1
Yes lets join forces!
2007-10-29 03:14:41 · update #2
stop eating those shrooms, that's very bad to your health and it's starting showing ...
get help
2007-10-29 02:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Splishy 7 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Here are some ideas:
1. Make them use their "indoor" voices.
2. Time out--make them read for 20 minutes.
3. Take away their laptop/cell/ipod/palm thingy.
4. Show a breast on network TV.
5. Question the role of religion in public life.
6. Build an abortion clinic next to the hut.
2007-10-29 02:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
2 points
2007-10-29 02:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kev 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah sidders old bean
dashed tricky one this
simple thrashing wont do, wont do at all
no best way to punish them
tell them that they've had the daddy for two terms
they've had George w for two terms
any more of their damn cheek and they'll get the other brother for two terms
you watch them change their attitude, mark my words
off to the club with the major now
chin chin
2007-10-29 03:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Show them a map of the world and point out where the US is ...
Their brains will go into overdrive when they realise that there is a world outside of their own borders and they will be too traumatised to try any more of their pesky escape plans.
(If this wears off... start showing pictures of other countries' cultures. DO NOT start with this as they will collapse and be unable to do your evil bidding)
2007-10-29 02:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Stick them into the cage and feed them through the bars with banana,s .That will teach them for trying to make a monkey out of you
2007-10-30 01:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the poor buggers spend more time in your company?
That would surely be a living Hell for anybody!
Sid, you really are an unfunny & witless retard in desperate need of a life. Now run along, and don't come back until you've grown up. ****!
2007-10-29 02:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Well, you might say that...... 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I believe you are one of those green short people from out of this world. I think you should let then escape and direct then to the world of those nasty tall blue people on that other world.
2007-10-29 02:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Mogollon Dude 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tape their eyes open and make them watch "The Simple Life" to show them how ridiculous some aspects of this country has become. They will probably try to kill themselves.
2007-10-29 02:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by Mugsy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick little puppy Sid, watch out now or your mother will run out from under the porch and bite you.
2007-10-29 03:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best way to punish naughty Americans would be to make them work for you.
2007-10-29 02:52:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋