What are your qualifications for this job??
2007-10-29 01:10:55 · 14 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't have a life, friends, a sense of humour or good personal hygiene. I think that should put me in the short list, at least.
If that's not good enough, I could always just threaten to report you.
If you're interested, the backdoor is always open.
2007-10-29 11:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
B4 I apply I have a few questions...
1. Are naps allowed at work?
2. Can I get paid in advance, cash, small bills?
3. While we are talking about money.. Can I have a raise?
4. I need to leave one hour early every pay day!
5. When do I start? Any day is good for me except M-F and weekends.
2007-10-29 01:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by staymay 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Sock-o sweetie, hire me, hire, me!
For this occasion I even wrote a cute little poem for you:
As a Granny, I'm nice,
but for the right price
it would be such great fun
to just Sock it to everyone.
Plus I do like oatmeal and scrambled eggs. And in case you come unraveled I'm very handy with knitting needles. (signed) ss, known in my girlhood as "black net stockings"!
2007-10-29 13:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll take it!
1. Not afraid of being banned
2. Likes sock puppets
3. Works for chocolate milk
4. Likes to have fun
HIT ME UP!
2007-10-29 03:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by Georgette 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Qualifications: I have beautiful pumpkins
Do you pay $5500.00 a day in cash, untraceable bills?
as long as their are no criminal background checks or drug tests, count me in
2007-10-29 01:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by YesIDid 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Although I don't have any prior experience as a troll - I'm definitely a professional & highly qualified stalker. :P
If you provide O.J.T. - I'm a really quick learner.
2007-10-29 04:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can have mine, i just got rid of mine. They banned my account last week but I got it back today :D---they'll be devasted they don't have such power to report on me now...they liked taking me out.
2007-10-29 01:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Yummy♥Mummy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhh, I live under a bridge.
Does that count?
2007-10-29 01:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
ability to look interested
2007-10-29 01:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by majoti 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i didn't want your ole job anyway,i'll just keep pickin up my cans
2007-10-29 04:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋