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No athletes foot... just itchy today. Did you put something in my shoes? *rubs feet on carpet* Ah!

2007-10-28 17:57:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

i think it's some type of fungal thing you might have going on. i'm going to recommend hydrogen peroxide, failing that, i'm sorry, but your going to have to lose the foot. that's right. amputation. the doktor will see you now!

2007-10-28 18:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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2016-04-11 00:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My Grandmother would say "You've got itchy feet? You're about to do some traveling"

2007-10-28 18:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 4 0

I love being a shark and having no feet!

2007-10-29 07:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 1 0

I sprinkled a few fleas in them,,sorry

do you forgive me,was spose to be a joke

2007-10-28 18:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 2 0

maybe it means the foot fairy is going to visit you tonight and give you a free pedicure and toe suck

2007-10-28 18:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I say soak them and you'll feel itch free and relaxed.

2007-10-29 04:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's where my itching powder went to!

2007-10-28 18:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Cheeky 6 · 2 0

Do you wear socks?
Did you change your laundry detergent?

You might be allergic to the new detergent.

2007-10-29 01:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

may be you must travel or trip to some countries. thus your feed itch (stop) recover...

2007-10-28 20:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Bulent D 3 · 1 0

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