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2007-10-28 13:55:28 · 9 answers · asked by alskater02 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just 'The Islands.'
2007-10-28 13:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bradley 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
~chuck norris isnt scared of the boogyman, the boogyman is scared of chuck norris.
~when chuck norris walks down the center of town with a massive erection...there are NO survivors!
~There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
~When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
~A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
~When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
~Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
~Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
~Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
~The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears
2007-10-28 20:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by emorangers16 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Guns don't kill people- Chuck Norris does!
My personal favorite-
The leading causes of death in the United States are as follows ! 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
You'll love that website!
2007-10-28 20:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not the real celebrity. The real Chuck Norris would have a green official tag under his avatar.
2007-10-28 20:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Big Ben 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him!
2007-10-28 21:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by Trixies Mama 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is unable to send his roundhouse kicks across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, roundhouse kicked his own azz.
2007-10-28 21:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by wavryder ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is not hung like the horse, the horse is hung like chuck norris
2007-10-28 21:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Austin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has a lousy infomercial.
2007-10-28 20:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is gay
2007-10-28 21:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Joey the 2nd 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋