Hey! I am 22, female and I work at a call center doing collections on mortgages. I am 5'3, long brown hair, and athletic build. I am in desperate need of a funny halloween costume everyone will look at. I am a very funny person and always have a smile on my face. I will do just about anything to make people laugh and I love being the center of attention.
At my work, I am held up to high standards. The last day of the month is always the busiest, but we are having a halloween contest. I am put to high standards because I am the big jokester around work. I have no clue what I can be. I don't want to me something ordinary...witch, clown, vampire....I need something completely out there. Can you help??
2007-10-28 08:32:11 · 12 answers · asked by stressed college student 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
Be an Ipod commercial person..
paint yourself like, black and wear all black and then just have white headphones and dance madly EVERYWHERE..
thats what I'd do..
2007-10-28 08:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm...
i was watching Scary Movie last night and liked them doing the little girl from The Ring (with the black hair all in her face). But that's not funny more than it is spooky.
One of the funniest things at Halloween is observing a man dress like a woman of some sort...but you are a woman! so maybe you can take it a step further and dress like a man dressing like a woman?? (e.g., transexual, cross dresser). give yourself a 5 o'clock shadow and a bulge...then put on a dress :)
2007-10-28 15:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by sexy law chick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
static cling:
You'll need:
Colored socks, underwear, small towel, dryer sheets, etc
Safety pins
Hair spray
Instructions:
From the inside of your white outfit pin on colored socks, hand towels, underware, dryer sheets, etc., so that you cannot see the pins from the outside of the outfit. Spray your hair straight up.
Road Kill
You'll need:
Black sweatsuit, black hat, or hoodie, and face paint
White first aid tape
Stuffed animal
Fake blood
Safety pins
Instructions:
Use the white tape to make the dotted line you see on the road. Put it down the center of your costume. Cut up the stuffed animal and safety pin it to your outfit. Add fake blood where appropriate.
Pile of leaves:
You'll need:
Hoodie sweat shirt and pants in red or gold
Fall colored silk leaves
Safety pins, fabric glue or needle and thread
Instructions:
Attach leaves to sweat suit outfit using the pins, glue or thread. Attach as many as you can. Could carry a rake as an accessory. Better to have a guy carry it tho.
2007-10-28 15:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I was a home wrecker. wear a skimpy dress, tool apron with a tool belt and all of your tools. A lot of people got a kick out of it
2007-10-28 15:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by cassy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends is going as Amy Winehouse and her costume is going to be hilarious. Go as her or some other wacky celeb.
2007-10-28 15:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Live life. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pippy long stockings! I hope that is how you spell that! wear crazy tights and turn your pigtails up with a wire hanger.
2007-10-28 15:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by justmyopinion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go as a guy
...and don't forget the bushy eyebrows
2007-10-28 15:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhaha!! ipod commercial! I laughed about that answer for like10 minutes. you HAVE to do that. it was so funny. LOL. :)
2007-10-28 15:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by dagashikashi! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stressy,
Dress like the young ladies of the civil war days.
Respectable and attractive.
But never as your opposite sex.
2007-10-28 15:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Be a "cereal" killer. :P
Dress up as your average killer and carry wrecked cereal boxes with you, claiming that you killed them. - shrugs -
That iPod one is funny. c(:
2007-10-28 15:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by koi. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋