there was a kid at a zoo with his mom and they seen two monkeys having intercourse and the kid says to his mom 'what are those two monkeys doing?'
mom says 'making cakes dear'
kid says 'ok'
then on the same night the kids mom and dad are having intercourse on the couch and the kid hears it and then the next morning the kid says 'mom what were you and dad doing last night on the couch'
'making cakes'
the kid then goes 'GREAT! COZ' I LICKED THE ICING RIGHT OF THE COUCH!'
2007-10-28 08:06:32 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Sarah was right.
2007-10-28 08:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thats nasty! Worse Mommy and Daddy left their Icing on the couch!
2007-10-28 15:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Khelie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sarah is a great judge of character.
2007-10-29 02:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarah was right. it's horrible. poor kid
2007-10-28 15:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by kimmi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is a joke why didn't you categorize it in jokes ?? I'm sure you will get more laughs.
2007-10-28 15:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once thought "There once was a man from Nantucket . . . " was the worst joke I've ever heard. Yours just trumped it. Congratufreakinlations.
2007-10-28 15:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Rio Madeira 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Loool funny ^^ dont let you put off by what women say. Theyll go like eeewww gross but they do love it when their guys tell manly jokes.
2007-10-28 15:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You ask, "Ready. . .?" The answer is that almost certainly SOMEBODY is ready.
To get your homework done, you will have to find that somebody.
Good luck.
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2007-10-28 15:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ivri_Anokhi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.........
That's wrong.
That's sick.
That's gross.
...You're awesome.
I do have an appreciation for gross jokes, though. So I'm probably biased. heh.
Jenn
2007-10-28 15:10:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
o thats disgusting but i sure did laugh not going to lie
2007-10-28 15:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by timswims 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋