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I thought we won that one. Don't you remember last year
Wal-Mart employees were instructed to say Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays.

2007-10-28 04:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Your question does not make sense:

"The war on Christmas, will the elves greet the anti-Christmas warriors with rose petals for their feet?"


Shouldn't it read?
The war on Christmas, will the elves greet the pro-Christmas warriors with rose petals for their feet?

Why would elves greet anti -Christmas warriors?

2007-10-28 11:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by somber 3 · 2 2

No, after a while there will be sleigh bombs, and a civil war between elves, brownies, and reindeer. The Ruldolf led Red Nosed Brgades will be partiulary powerful and a force to be reckoned with. We will be stuck there for years controlling flow of toys.

2007-10-28 11:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by planksheer 7 · 0 1

Hey, where have you been..We won on Christmas and there are only a few Scrooges left. Mrs fields tried and a few others this year.....Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!

2007-10-28 12:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by ShadowCat 6 · 0 1

There is no war on christmas. There is a 'war' to maintain a secular state...a state founded on science and reason. You are free to join any private club you want, and churches are exactly that...private clubs. You can put up any religious displays you want as long as they're on private property. The Constitution protects those rights. You can't put your displays on public property because the state and the 700 identifiable christian sects and the several hundred other religions in the world are seperate entities...the state does not infringe on religion and religion does not infringe on the state. That doesn't mean they don't often co-operate...it means that the one does not control the other.

2007-10-28 11:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Noah H 7 · 2 3

All you have to do is ask a question on yahoo here about christianity and you will, guarenteed, suck the wacko anti-god lefties out of the woodwork by the dozen. These people hate christians, they hate Jesus, God, and especially any mention or reference to Christmas in the public sphere.
In otherwords, they just HATE.
War on Christmas?
You bet your sweet bippy there is.

2007-10-28 11:43:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4 4

No they will hirer the 4 horsemen
Get it Blackwater , HE HE!!!!

2007-10-28 11:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by man of ape 6 · 1 0

Whaa?

2007-10-28 11:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

There is no war on Christmas.

2007-10-28 11:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by Steve 6 · 0 5

Culture Warriors unite and gather at your local men's public restrooms and take a WIDE STANCE on this issue!

2007-10-28 11:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 6

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