Your sitting at your computer when out of the corner of your eye you see something scurrying across the floor. You jump out of your chair and are about to stomp the little bug when you notice it is your ex, only they are really tiny. What would you do??
2007-10-28 04:27:56 · 28 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Before or after I stomped on him?
Before: Laugh merrily
After: As I was *still* laughing merrily, get a paper towel and clean up the "ewwy"
2007-10-28 04:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by bitadkins 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomp
2007-10-28 04:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok ripstang......once again you speak of scurrying things......but I'll bite on this one.
......I wouldnt stomp him. I may place him in a glass jar with holes punched in the lid, feed him once in a while, stick him on the shelf to collect dust, hang him on the Christmas tree...my cat would certainly find him entertaining.
2007-10-28 06:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by Janet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was my ex, I would capture him and put him in a jar with one teeny tiny air hole and then I would call the cops and press charges for breaking and entering. Or I might just squash him like a bug.
2007-10-28 04:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by replexgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would realise I was right when I thought he was insignificant. I don't stomp on bugs - I put them outside with a dustpan and brush, where they can make a new home for themselves that is not in my space. I would probably do the same with him.
2007-10-28 04:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by bluebell 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Continue to stomp
2007-10-28 04:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by jacquie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh
2007-10-28 04:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by tellme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a jar and torture him for life.
OR
Keep him as a toy for my cat.
OHH Maybe
Put him in the blender.
Too many options. I would have to try a little of everything.
2007-10-28 04:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by just me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "how the duck did you get so ducking small?" of course I'd ask them how they'd been and then laugh when they said "we'll I'm ducking shrunken to the size of a ducking bug, you mother ducker!"
Duck.
Haha, good question!
2007-10-28 04:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by justin r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder what made me marry a bug in the first place!
2007-10-28 04:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Xelfman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋