whats YOUR definition of a golddigger?

Answer 1

A deceptive, lying, b*tch who marries you for her personal monetary gain and nothing else. MY EXWIFE

Answer 2

Do you want names or comments??

I am a gold digger so as you finish reading this please place all valuables in my comment box.............

Oh shhhh! I was JUST kidding!!!

My definition of a gold digger is a person who is not self sufficient but rather spends their time going after YOUR sufficiency....we could say.

A gold digger's sole purpose is not to have to lift any fingers that are not attached to a part of anothers wealth.

They can do very minimal things for their own up keep....such as stick their hands in their pockets, transfer monies from your account to theirs (which is the only thing they actually have, their bank account full of your money), they can use a napkin to wipe their face....about the same time the dinner bill comes...... They can open doors and run at the same time, (much more talented than chewing gum and walking I admit), talk as well as a politician (placing blame and bad mouthing included) entwined with a side of OJ, operate a business like Rev. Baker, and pay taxes like Martha Stewart. Present their case better than most lawyers, and have more "skill" in the scewing department than Heidi Fleiss paired up with Donald Trump.

Know anyone fitting this description??? If you do put a steering wheel lock bar on your wallets, purses, and any shiney or transparent objects. This is a special breed of a cleptomaniac. Only confinscating things off their own personal scavenger list.

In short version: The "parasite" attaches the "host" and sucks them dry until either the host free's themselves or the kettle runs dry. At which time relocation is a must for survival.

They do not travel in clusters as the competion is to high for this particular breed. Their survial is dependant upon as many host as possible with only one parasite present. As they are very selfish, yet co-dependant and need everything done for them from bib placement to a** wiping. This is NOT a job you will be compensated for. You will be expected to cover your own services.

If you are unsure that thing attached to your hip is a gold digger or tick, just take a drive through a McDonalds drivethrough, preferable one right next to an Red lobster, or go to your local shelter or charity and donate, or stop and dig in your pocket as you pass a bell ringer...... the thing on your side should shake vigourously if indeed it is a gold digger. These are things they can not tolerate reacting to.

I hope this helps clear this matter up for you!!!

Answer 3

Kevin Federline

Answer 4

when these women don't believe in love. it's sad !
sad, that they would go after money and not love, imagine being with someone who is so emotionally unavailable, that money is all that matters? or someone who is such a black hole, emotionally anal, and psychologically disturbed to date someone strictly for the intent of materialistic gain, how lame !, and sad.
and sad,, for the guy, for getting with an emotionally absent, loveless, woman.
heres a question, why would he date an empty woman in the first place? maybe because he is just as emotionally absent and empty, and materialistic.

Answer 5

Someone who dates or marries a person just for their money and has no emotional detachment to them whatsoever. It's usually a woman dating an older man. Sometimes a LOT older.

Answer 6

A person who pretends to love another for the intention of receiving monetary gain with total disregard for the person they are using.

Answer 7

a 20 y/o marryin an 80 y/o

Answer 8

Someone, usually a woman, who will only date or marry a person who has money or status.

Answer 9

Someone who dates/marries a rich person for money.

Answer 10

someone who dates/marries a person for thier money. Expects the other person to pay for everything from evenings out to day to day expensives and once they get what they want, adios sucker!