2007-10-28 01:48:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's the Patriot Act at work, dear. They know your intent, you want to control the universe starting with Paramus, it's where we met. I was an operative for the government, but then I was outed as soon as you showed me that sexy plunger arm thingy....now, I'm a subversive working for the League of Daleks for World Domination (LDWD).
2007-10-28 12:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have u ever had an itch when u r in the mall? Well it is becuz when u walk into the mall, the policeman shoots u with a tracker that is connected to the maps so then u dont get lost! They r smart arent they? The tracker is connected with ur bloodstream so it knows when u r dead and alive so if u r dead, no one has to find ur body and run and make the mall lose business. The thing is... the traker only works INSIDE the mall. Policeman/Mall man are smart. Hope this helps :)
2007-10-28 01:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by Avery 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DGPS. Dalek Global Positioning Satellite. Besides, the map is outside the Dalek parts and maintenance store where there is a plunger sale. Where else would you be?
I like those little signs on the back of trucks which ask "How's my driving?" I wonder if anyone rings the number and to say " well, you forgot to indicate left at the central junction".
2007-10-28 20:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crazy voodoo magic created by the mall pixies who only come out at night when all the shoppers have gone home. They magically mark the spot where you will be standing the following day.
2007-10-28 04:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by fraz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They placed a chip in your brain, Alec. It's a new tracking device for daleks at the mall. They can't risk any potential universal destruction...especially if you try to blast someone for that pair of pants on sale.
2007-10-28 01:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
Roam around the entire mall.
You will see that these are sign-boards just to tell you about your exact position in that mall.
"You are here" will be marked differently on every sign-board and only a particular sign-board will be placed at a particular place.
This way they help you identify, which way you are moving.
Got it dear............?
2007-10-28 01:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by sargam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are made by the same people that make those signs that say 'If you can read this, you're too close!' I just don't understand why they make the side view mirrors to make objects closer than they appear. Why don't they make them exactly where they are?! That's just an accident waiting to happen!
2007-10-28 02:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is a mental leap.
But these people know something many don't realize.
When everything is said and done
EVERYBODY HAS GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE .
( Still my favourite answer to " What are you doing here ? ")
2007-10-28 07:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Psychic Sylvia Browne told them....she knows ALL!
2007-10-28 05:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were you in front of the Paranormal Findings Store?
2007-10-28 04:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋