A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!
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Pls star if you liked it. Thx
2007-10-26 23:07:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ouch !!!
I told this joke to my 110 lb Doberman, he wants to have word with you...
2007-10-26 23:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-27 23:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by bulluck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Brilliant work. Yay!
2007-10-26 23:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol yay for definate,thanks for sharing.
2007-10-26 23:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Paws 'n' Claws 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yay.
2007-10-26 23:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Max A 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yay! ☺
2007-10-27 00:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♂♥spiritseeker♫♀ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-10-26 23:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Misused 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have referred your question to Dogs.
They freaking handle you!
2007-10-26 23:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, poor dog though :(
2007-10-26 23:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha... i like the one last night about molasses...
2007-10-26 23:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by i♥holio 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋