I'm a little agitated right now...Maybe one of you can lift my spirits...
2007-10-26 18:54:43 · 22 answers · asked by Nemos Mom 2.2.10 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So I was changing my son's diaper when a 10 month old girl im watching knocks over my dinner plate, I leave my son on the floor and rush to pick up the food while fighting my CAT over the chicken, turn back around and the little girl has her hand in the poop and is smearing it everywhere, my son is peeing on the floor and my cat is now running down the hallway with my drumstick. So smile. YOU didnt have to clean it up....
2007-10-26 19:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by metalbunny1273 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man once forgot his anniversary and went out drinking with his friends. His wife was understandably furious. When he returned that next day, she confronted him and yelled, "Tomorrow morning, there had better be a present in the garage that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!"
The following morning, she looked in the garage to find a shiny, brand new, top of the line....scale.
2007-10-27 02:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by blah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was shaving my arm pit and I nicked it bad, and the funny thing is, I nicked the other side two, and it hurts bad,,, now I'm walking around with my elbows help high and my sister and and her kids are laughing like crazy...hope I brought a smile from my pain...if not then oh well, should have told you the other story.lol
2007-10-27 02:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think I can. I already used my one good joke of the day on someone else. I'm only good for one per day, then I get up and say "thank you everyone, you've been a terrific audience" and then I leave. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.
2007-10-27 02:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...
There's this really funny video on youtube, search for: "Willy Bob" It's as funny as hell. Sorry that's the fastest thing I could think of right now, since it's like 9AM here!
Hope it'll help!
PS; We should hang and have a good time:P
2007-10-27 02:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ozzy L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow this link to the question:
"Ladies, ever pee in a public pool without being noticed?"
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgHh5YmkO.p9XsSQPPeevvjOxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071026224713AAvK1kL
Check out answer from John M - props dude, I haven't laughed out loud in a while!
2007-10-27 02:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some one went to the shop and knock,the shop keeper was not there,the parrot answer ,come in and wait .he surprise when shop keeper came,He ask, is this bird talk? he answer oooh... if you pull the fist leg , will sing and if the second one will dance.And the man ask again...what if I pull both ? the parrot answer!!! are you crazy I will fall.
2007-10-27 02:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by Haneen B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
from 40y/o virgin:
"All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches." '
2007-10-27 02:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by jhunter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, none of my contacts seem to be on-line right now...some of them are quite funny...but either they're out or sleeping. Sorry.
2007-10-27 02:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could, but not only would my wife get mad at me. but the police might want me to start registering with them after that.
2007-10-27 02:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋