help me school is a drag i need one day off and by one day i mean monday plz help.............
2007-10-26 17:58:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
stomach ache. just keep running to the bathroom like you keep taking a #2
2007-10-26 18:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by The King 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The key is staging the sickness. Right now, and I mean as soon as you read this, drop your energy level to near zero. Find a way to mention that friend is sick or something to establish that it is possible that you have caught some kind of bug.
Mope around the house and off handly complain about not feeling good. Go to bed early, skip a meal, anything that would be out of the ordinary for you to do that will communicate to others that you are just not feeling well.
Carry this act over to tomorrow and increase it. Wear a jacket or sweater indoors and complain about it being cold. Start frequenting the bathroom often and skip all snacks and possibly another meal, or request something light.
Do NOT go out with friends. It's a sacrifice you have to make.
Continue to act this way . Start complaining how your throat hurts and how your stomach is upset.
Committ to the LIE!!!!
That's important.
By Sunday night you should be sufficently seen as sick and able to ask permission to skip school on monday. Act like you don't want to skip but that you feel it necessary so you don't get worse or spread the germs.
Good Luck
2007-10-26 18:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by Moxie Awesome 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Puke
1.Vinegar is the easiest thing to use, because it is in every ones house, and it will not be noticed gone. Take about 6-9 cap fulls, and chug it. This is how much makes me hurl, it might be more for you.
Stomach Ache
1.Most people I know cant fake a stomach ache very well. There really is nothing like the real thing, so this is a way to have a short lasting stomach ache. Toothpaste is only ad for you in LARGE amounts! A full tube would make you need your stomach pumped, but not 2 squeezes. Put it in your mouth and swallow, it should start hurting in about a half hour, or less.
2007-10-30 13:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by monkey girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello (: lol well I really am sick, I have bronchitis. I'm just laying in bed watching a movie. watch a movie? search up random stuff on the internet? e-mail a friend? play some games? but don't do any school work .. if I were you I'd make the most of getting a day off lol sorry I'm not the most creative person :P
2016-03-13 07:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by Penelope 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be around someone who doesn't have a good education is a drag too. And when you fake being sick, you're lying. That's not a good trait to have either. Why don't you go to school with a different attitude. I taught a lot of kids like you and that was a real drag for me! I much preferred the kids who came in wanting to learn, to better themselves, to set the stage for a successful career and enough money to live comfortably. Try it. It will be worth the effort your whole life.
2007-10-26 18:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Start acting sick on Sunday night. Late Sunday take a glass of water with you to the bathroom, make sure you close the door but make sure someone is close enough to hear you. Make throw up sounds as you pour the water in the toliet. Repeat Monday morning if needed. It really sounds like throw up.
2007-10-26 18:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to bed early on Sunday evening and don't do much during the day...Start complaining that you don't feel well and don't really eat that much through out the day...Then when it's time to get up for school, get up like you are really trying hard to make it to school for the day and then just let the school or your parents know that you just don't feel well enough to make it to school and you think you should just go back to bed...Tell them your stomach hurts and you have had diarrhea...maybe you got a bought of food poisoning...you can't go to school if you have to live in the bathroom all day...
Good luck.
2007-10-26 18:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by Churryl K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
faking is addictive.. if you start you may not be able to stop.. and if you are too good... then you will always be able to get away with it.... In the real world it normally helps to have some kind of plan though... you could always try and be honest with your parents.. be responsible come up with a list of pros and cons of why you should get to take one day off every term, explain how you will best use your day to accomplish at least something... explain to them the increase productivity of the rest of the days, and butter them up by agreeing to do one project that they have repeatedly asked you to do, but you swore you didn't have time to do...
2007-10-26 18:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by tammy p 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start in advance. Don't out an out say that you feel sick. Instead ask for an asprin or tums. Act lethargic (to the best of your ability). When you wake up on Monday, just tell your parents you REALLY are not feeling well.
If they make you go to school, call them from the nurses office and tell them you couldn't make it through the day - have them pick you up. My mom feels like she is being a bad parent by refusing to pick me up if I call her from school. I guess she feels like she has something to prove to the nurse :P
2007-10-26 18:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Grouchy Boulder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, this is what you want to do. The day before you want to miss school, hide a cup of water behind your toilet seat, and when you tell your parents your sick, wait for them to get by the restroom door and pour the water in the toilet because it will sound like you are legitimately throwing up, and no parent in their right mind would make you go to school after all that!! so have a fun day off!! let me know what happens oprah that day!
2007-10-26 18:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by joe a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats fake sick
2016-02-03 12:13:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋