One day Bill Clinton went jogging and he saw a boy with a box that said “Free Puppies”. He told his Secret Service he had to see them, so he crossed the street. He told the boy “Those sure are some cute puppies son” The boy said “than you and did you know they are all democrats” when he got back he told Hillary and she smiled. The next day Hillary went on the run with him and they saw the same boy. Hillary said she wanted to see the puppies. After crossing Hillary told the boy they were cute and the boy said “yep & they are all Republicans” Hillary said “you told my husband they were all Democrats yesterday” He said “they were but today they have their eyes open”
2007-10-26 17:50:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
illicit: Relax it's late and I hit the key next to the the U. Just like a Lib/Dem to have no sense of humor.
Who cares how old it is if it still rings true.
2007-10-26 18:06:50 · update #1
My answer is :
One afternoon a John Edwards was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," John Edwards said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,under that tree."
"Bring them along," John Edwards replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," John Edwards answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to John Edwards and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
John Edwards replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high.
2007-10-26 18:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by jeeper_peeper321 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
In this pivotal election, there must be a difference between both parties. Since obviously both sides wont accept bipartisan compromises, this sets the stage for a great election. However, I am worried that the Democrats have lost their way in dealing with the American people. Americans want to hear how a certain issue or law will affect them directly, not indirectly. Democrats should focus more on civil responsibility, the betterment of the country, and ideals that reflect a well oriented citizen.
2007-10-27 01:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Coool Kid 08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the way I see the differences:
The party of the poor is out to create as many poor people as they can. The more poor people they create, the more power they have. Every speech contains demands for higher taxes on the rich. When the rich are taxed, they make their employees work harder for less and create more downsizing and outsourcing. They make their customers pay more for less. This forces Mom back to work to make ends meet. The kids then have to go to day care liberal indoctrination camps. They make their shareholders earn less on investments which creates elderly class who wasn't able to save for retirement.
All liberal thought, philosophy, policy, values and beliefs are rooted in specific fundamental lies. All liberal rhetoric is simply justification for those lies. They change the meaning of words to make evil things good, and good things evil
Liberals stand for all things which are immoral.
Promote lies, envy, hate, poverty, theft. Concerted efforts are being made on all these fronts such that is is impossible to believe they are happening by accident. I believe the liberals are mostly unwitting dupes of the Father of all Lies. Those who aren't, really really worry me.
2007-10-27 01:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Homeschool produces winners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one Gyrene!
2007-10-27 00:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, most Republicans on Y/A refuse to see or even hear the truth.
Not to mention spouting the same old stories, propaganda, and rehashed talking points.
2007-10-27 00:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by Think 1st 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋
OH, now that is just Wrong
2007-10-27 00:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Girly Q 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is tooooooooooo cute
and yes I agree:-)
2007-10-27 01:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by hmm 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thats hilarious, i agree!!
2007-10-27 00:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Leave it to a Republican to misspell his party's name,and to use a sixteen year old joke that wasn't funny when it was new.
The GOP,Goobers On Pills.
2007-10-27 00:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 7⤋
LOL good one.
2007-10-27 00:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋