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A good fart always does it for me. We all get a chuckle out of it, and it reminds us that we are all cut from the same piece of cloth!

2007-10-26 17:21:47 · 31 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

btw, this is a survey.

2007-10-26 17:22:24 · update #1

31 answers

You crack me up. That's about the LAST thing I'd do, but maybe I should rethink it. Good philosophy - like who doesn't fart? I was going to say that sometimes a comfortable silence is better than forced conversation. I'd hate to risk it on a bodily function that may in all likelihood clear the restaurant.

2007-10-26 17:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It depends on the crowd doesn't it? Your method may work well in a bar (and I am going to try that), but I would shy away from trying it at a wedding. It boils down to finding a common thread between yourself and the others at the situation.

2007-10-26 17:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0 0

A swift kick to the groin area is usually the way I greet people.

2007-10-26 17:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 2 0

Well, that's awefully strange...

I usually break the ice by telling some sort of joke.

2007-10-26 17:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 1 0

My favorite is lines in the grocerry stores... you wait forever and no one is saying anything they just keep staring.. I normally ask them about something in their cart... So.. you on your period? Or So you going to get drunk tonight? I get a laugh.. as long as it isn't an old lady...

2007-10-26 17:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by tammy p 5 · 2 0

i usually start off by saying i have not been diagnosed, i like to get that out of the way right up front.

2007-10-26 17:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 0 0

I generally use the following succession:
weather
job
school
home state

then it gets either really quiet or we actually begin talking about something real

2007-10-26 17:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by mishkin 5 · 0 1

I always start by complimenting something, even something small.. It's usually a conversation starter.

2007-10-26 17:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by Erica M 1 · 0 0

A simple but good card trick. works every time. That is how my uncle met my aunt.

2007-10-26 17:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by martin d 4 · 0 0

farting is a little immature for me. i usually ask what the other person does, school or career wise.

2007-10-26 17:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anna 6 · 0 0

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