I am a 44 ear-old jeuvenile who LOVES fart stories----please tell me more...
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2007-10-26 15:54:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This isn't mine. This is made up.
I got into an argument with a punk in McDonalds the other day, it started when he criticised my hair style. He came over to my table and suggested that I should get a haircut. I took great offence at this as I see my hair as an immense helmet of virility. Anyway this guy wouldn’t give up. He kept pointing and shouting at me and none of the stuff would come to my rescue. Useless assholes the lot of them.
I gave in as he was starting to get pretty aggressive and I didn’t really want any trouble. So he retreated back to his table, sat down and immediately got back up again to go to the toilet. It was time for my revenge. I strode over to his table, picked up his half finished Big Mac and dropped my pants. I then unleashed a marvellous fart into the bun. It was quite the rip-roarier, even the kitchen staff looked stunned. So there I was in McDonalds with my knickers showing farting in some punks bun. I knew I was in deep **** once the punk came back, so I pulled up my pants and ran out of the place as quickly as I could.
I only got as far as the door when I slipped. Someone must have spilt soda all over the floor. I hit my head off the ground quite badly and I was lapsing in and out of consciousness. I quickly woke up when I saw the punk standing over me laughing his head off. He then pulled down his pants and took a crap in my face. It was horrific. I can still smell it now. He must have been eating dead rodents the night before as the stench was other worldly. I can’t handle going out at all anymore. I’m terrified that I’ll encounter the punk again and God only knows what he’ll do to me this time.
But anyway it wasn’t all bad, the fart in the burger made up for it a little. If only I had recorded that one. I’m sure it would have registered on the Richter Scale. Let’s hope that some diahorrea spray came out of my hole when I went to fart and that the punk now has food poisioning. He deserves it.
2007-10-26 16:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, my mother put me in the bath with my two older sisters when we were very little and one of them pumped out a fart so rank that our eyes and noses were burning and we all three ran screaming out into the hallway.
2007-10-26 15:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by ǝןqɐʇdǝɔɔɐun ʎןןɐıɔos 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when people put the note in the bottle and throw it into the ocean I had the idea of putting fart in the bottle and throw it in to the ocean so if someone found it and open the bottle to smell it. especially a person like you to find that bottle with fart in it.(lol) I just want you to laugh.
2007-10-26 17:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my brother was in the car one day and tried to fart and instead he pooped his pants. he was 27 at the time. good luck.
2007-10-26 17:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋