2007-10-26 15:34:26 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
make toast.
balance your check book
balance on a beam
ride a beam of light
fight all night
stay up all night
say it's all right
get up tight
turn off the light
get into a fight
answer questions on yahoo.
2007-10-27 00:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by frankiechocolate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go over into the neighbor's yard
run over an innocent bystander
wear a blind fold
use a bad blad
cut something that procreates mankind ( If you know what I mean)
but alcohol or peroxide on afterward. Which will burn the supposed grass.LOL
Somebody made the comment they didn't know which mowing the lawn you were referring too. Just let me say all these things apply to both.LOL
2007-10-27 06:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friend of our's wore toeless flip flops and mowed while grass was wet with a push mower on a slight slope, slipped and her foot went under and she lost all her toes on one foot-true story,
I mowed 8 acres on our farm for years with a rrather large riding mower and we had a rather steep slope along the road as we also mowed our ditches and I had to sit on the fender to keep it from tipping down into the ditch-I know-a stupid thing to do so don't do that while mowing. In our area all farmers keep their ditches mowed now we have riding mowers.
We always remember if we start to tip, shut off the PTO (power take off) to stop the blades.
Our neighbor down the road let his 5 yr. old son mow with a riding mower and they are powerful. I should have turned him in! So don't let children mow with any mower until they are old enough and are carefully taught.
2007-10-26 16:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Touch the spark plug wire, put your hand under the mower, water the lawn, chase neighborhood kids around with the mower.
2007-10-26 16:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Chicken Dance.
2007-10-27 00:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smoke a joint
talk on the cellular
drink booze (don't drink & drive your riding mower)
sleep
stick your hand under the mower
run over helpless critters
mow over large rocks or pieces of wood
and NEVER mow across your property line. Your neighbor will think your are trying to claim his land and a fight will ensue.
2007-10-26 15:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by My Name Is Ken 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Douche
2007-10-26 15:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
run over the garden hose, mow barefoot.
2007-10-26 16:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Squirt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean mowing the lawn or "MOWING" the lawn te he he... (sorry I have a dirty mind)
um............ besides the obvious...
walking the dog (where's fluffy?)
2007-10-26 15:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No matter what it is not a good time to Clean the Blade
2007-10-26 16:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by kjokergo11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋