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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him

( get ready for the punch line now)

a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2007-10-26 08:52:32 · 15 answers · asked by Ink Corporate 7 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

I dunno who put the thumbs down but it wasn't me! I give ever'body a thumb up just for answering unless, however, it happens to be a really rude, crude answer! :))

2007-10-26 09:52:34 · update #1

15 answers

Hello dear, this is Judy from Truth or Dare, I love the pun, it is brilliant, did you make it up? Did you know that Gandhi also drank his own urine? Maybe you could add that to your pun somehow! thanks for being my new friend, and taking the Dare

2007-10-26 14:17:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1 0

I've heard that before but it's still really clever!!! Props to you (and whoever thought it up in the first place). I love a good pun!!!!

2007-10-26 16:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by devon 5 · 1 0

Great pun but ...
he was VEXED by halitosis - it flows a little better

2007-10-26 16:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Lynnie 5 · 1 0

That was a good one. i'll be sure to tell people that one. lol.

2007-10-26 16:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

too late I heard it before.

2007-10-26 17:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

I'm proud of you right now.

2007-10-26 16:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 1 0

haha im embarrassed how long that took me

2007-10-26 16:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by Brian J 2 · 1 0

That was good -- you just made my day.

2007-10-26 16:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

cool

2007-10-26 16:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by rorlegion 3 · 1 1

Well done!

2007-10-26 16:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 1 0

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