2007-10-26 08:11:14 · 50 answers · asked by Ancient Brick 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The pending divorce
2007-10-26 08:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Missy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Besides the obvious...drinking, carousing, sexual exploits, etc. Things like....I never thought'd anyone would catch him, we never thought he'd meet someone, well I guess you're tying yourself down now, blah blah blah.
Keep it short and sweet. No one wants to hear you drone on for an hour. Try something like....
I was honored when Groom asked me to be his Best Man. We've shared so many memories over the XX years we've known each other, I've come to think of him as a brother (or if he is your brother....as more than a brother....my best friend). I'm so happy that he's found a wonderful woman to share his life with, and I wish you both all the love, happiness, and prosperity you could ever dream of. You're an example of how dreams do come true.....
Sappy yes....but it's sort of the obligatory thing to do. Remember the wedding has NOTHING to do with you or your buddies....and EVERYTHING to do with the couple.
2007-10-26 08:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bridey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a serious question? If so, keep it clean and simple and not embarassing to either the groom, the bride, or the couple's parents. Even if you can claim later that you were drunk and don't remember what you said, and even if you know some really good dirt, it's just tacky. (Especially if there may be an opportunity for retaliation!)
If you can say something actually funny or touching or just sweet that would be nice.
2007-10-26 08:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by arklatexrat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any sort of indiscretion you may have witnessed on the part of the groom.
For example, any activity with prostitutes or other loose women at clubs or bars is a no no.
Partying in general is something to avoid.
2007-10-26 08:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mentioning any body part of the bride BESIDES her soft hands or gorgeous face. Don't go 'milk, milk, lemonade, on the other side is where the fudge is made' or mention STDS
2007-10-26 08:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by BHS Via Sol 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That you had a good night with his bride two weeks before the wedding
2007-10-26 08:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Noodles [{Trashy but Classy}] 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slept with the bride, poisoned the drinks, slept with either groom's/bride's mother/father, killed family pet, secretly a drug dealer, in on a murder plot....many options
2007-10-26 08:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You slept with the bride, porn, The "Bachelor" party with all the strippers........ a lot of this is common sense (Just think of anything he doesn't want his bride to find out!)
2007-10-26 08:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by armygirl8708 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything about any ex-girlfriends of the groom or ex-boyfriends of the bride!
2007-10-26 08:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by bizou_bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The strippers at the bachelor party. Anyone he's dated in the past. Anyone she's dated in the past.
2007-10-26 08:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by I love my baby boy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋