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2007-10-26 07:19:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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Naw, ol' Jimbo grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth - his family got very rich off subsidies for peanut farmers.

That's right - the American government, in all its wisdom, determined that peanuts were soooooooo important to the national cause that folks like ol' Jimbo's family needed a "helping hand". 'Course, that hand was filled with millions of dollars.

Kinda makes ya wonder what ol' Jimbo's so f*in' self-righteous about all the time, don't it?!?

2007-10-26 07:24:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

What is it between you and Former President Carter with all this cheese nonsense? Unlike evil and criminal Antichrist Bush, Jimmy Carter is very fine individual, God loving person and good Christian. Why don't you use George Bush, Dick Cheney and other evil individuals like gay senator Craig, etc. for your jokes. That way your jokes will be way funnier.

2007-10-26 14:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I'm not sure about government cheese, but he must have lived under a power line or two as a child.

2007-10-26 14:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by en tu cabeza 4 · 0 0

No government cheese back then, Jimmy had to work for peanuts..

2007-10-26 14:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 2 1

No. The government did not give out cheese when Carter was a boy. There were no food stamps or welfare back then either.

2007-10-26 14:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by fangtaiyang 7 · 3 4

Jimmy Carter's family was into nuts. Bada-bing! He's a shell of his former self. Bada-bing!

2007-10-26 14:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

I'm not sure about the cheese thing but I think he sniffed way to much glue while he was in the White House. He has totally lost his freaking mind...

2007-10-26 14:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

String cheese is easy to ration.

2007-10-26 14:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I don't know.


How many frogs did george bush blow up with firecrackers as a boy?

2007-10-26 14:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

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