what do you use to clean up with? If you're old enough to have to clean up. Just the sheets or blanket? Or a towel or pillowcase or sock or what? Where do you keep it? How often do you wash it? Or do you just throw it in the laundry? I'm surprised at the number of guys who write here that they don't know what to do to clean up and wind up using tissues, which dissolve and stick all over.
(That's funny! Yahoo's suggested category was Home & Garden - Laundry & Cleaning! I dare someone to post it there!)
2007-10-26 07:18:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Go easy on Sid. I was masturbating for several years before a buddy showed me the "right" way to do it (up and down, not back and forth!)
2007-10-26 07:33:15 · update #1
I masturbate in bed right in my pants and underwear...infact i can't imagine me touching my penis to actually do it...cause tht's how i've been doing it since a long time...any ways ..yeah i get up and change my pants ...and usually wash my soiled pants,undies and the bed sheet too!
2007-10-26 07:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by sid 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow Sid, what an incredible amount of unecessary work. Just whip your pants off, whip up a batch of baby batter, and wipe it up with a towel. Or an old sock, or anything else that wont show a stain.
Most guys just use whatever is lying around.
And Sid, really, get over it and grab your johnson with your own hand. Its not gross, its your dink !!! And sperm isnt poisonous, its designed to be squirted inside of someone else. It cant be toxic.
2007-10-26 07:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Just slip a couple tissues in the general area where its gonna come out and then wipe up and throw it away.
2007-10-26 08:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I often clean it with tissue paper and sometimes eat it.. It depends.. But I often throw the tissue paper with my semen and flush it down the toilet so there would be no evidence at all. :)
2007-10-26 16:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My bf does it ever once in a while, he just uses a shirt or a towel. Finish it off with a "Wet Ones"
2007-10-26 07:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dreaming Big 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you can use an old cloth or shirt or old socks or something, or for the cleanist way, wear a condom.
2007-10-26 08:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use a dirty sock. They are suposed to smell bad anyway so no problem.
2007-10-26 11:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just let the sperm dry in my underwear. it doesnt show stain unless its black and one of those thinght ones
2007-10-27 03:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just let it go into my boxers and allow it to dry.
2007-10-26 09:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's always wise to eat the evidence.
2007-10-26 08:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋