What do you want people to say at your funeral service or wake?

Question

I much prefer: Look, I think he is moving.

Peachie 1, I think you will have to prove you could out drink any of the guys. LOL When is the party?

Answer 1

She was an incredible humanitarian and spent her life serving others---------sexually.

Answer 2

Play this song (yes, this is where my nic comes from...)

Insania 20 14

We've thrown away our former gods
Controlling our day
We have created better ones
So we control the way

We are the ones with the power
To hold down the enemy
Our gods are perfection
And they are protecting our lives
We still need some more of them
To be safe from the other side
As long as we're stronger
Nothing will happen to us

Fireflash in the night
Just an evil dream
Holy war in the sky. . . .never

Insania 20 16

Error in store 103
We watch the sun at night
The pretty gods we've built ourselves
Now terminate our lives

Silicon brain powered voices
Are crying "attack" tonight
In anger, burning our world
Doomsday has come
And there is no place to hide away
The future is over
And there is no turning back

Fireflash in the night
Now reality
Holy war in the sky. . . .

Twilight of the gods
Insania's dead and gone
Another world was born
But the twilight soon will come

Fireflash in the night
Now reality
Holy war in the sky

Answer 3

Lol.... ha ha ha!
I would love to say: Just kidding! I'm still alive! or something like
Yes, i loved a lot of people in this life... and there are a few things i could have done better. But i don't have regrets. Whether i died young or old doesn't matter, but the experience is something i will always remember and that is something i'll take with me forever

Answer 4

I don't care. I'll be somewhere else. If there is a God, She and I will sit down over a bottle of good Whiskey and talk about what we might have done better.

Whatever gives them comfort I guess. That sort of thing is really for the living, not the dead.

I do want them to play this song though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k_N2shMbqA

Answer 5

I say this in all sincerity. At my funeral I want one of my surviving relatives to rig up a pulley system and attach a string to my arm and when people pass by to view my remains I want that relative to pull the string and lift my arm so I can give them a high five.

I'm looking in to having that added to my will.

Answer 6

funny stuff, I want people to laugh at my funeral. I think it will help my daughter deal better than a big sad event. I dont mind if anyone needs to cry (I dont know why they would though, i aint all that) but I would rather everyone tell a funny story and play music that I like and eat my fav food!!!!

Answer 7

I would like for people to be true about what they say about me because I think I am a great person always trying to help family and Friends.

Answer 8

I have left strict instructions that no one should say "Thats the way he would of wanted to go". I dont know how Im going but whatever it is, it aint the way I want to go.

Also on my gravestone I want the inscription:

"Rest in Peace...but if the Cubs make it to the series, try and wake me"

Answer 9

I hope that it is something positive, but you always have some joker in the crown who is going to make a mockery of the service.

Answer 10

I want to say man she could out drink any of the guys;' and still could stand up] and walk;home Too bad that lightning bolt got her]; but at least she didn;t know 'what hit her.,.,.,

Answer 11

I'm planning on Direct Cremation, So they just as well party some where an forget me.
JIm