Go for it!
I'm not sad, just wanted to try something different.
2007-10-26 04:20:08 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I was in a hurry and made a quick stop at the grocery store and jumped in my car to leave and realized there was a lady sitting in the front passenger seat. I was raised to be polite, so I extended my hand and said "Hi!, I'm Robin, do you need a ride" and the lady looked at me and said, "Well, hello Robin, I'm Ethel and this is my car"! Sure enough, I had jumped into the wrong car!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-26 04:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If any one has ever wondered why i manage to be an @ss sometimes, all they need to do is look at my old man to know where my inspiration comes from. When i was a kid the whole family was invited to a wedding. It wasn't until we got to the church and were getting out of the car, that dad realised he put on one brown shoe and one black! Twenty years later we still tease him.........
2007-10-28 02:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mustang Mike 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. . . Let's see now. . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?�
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2007-10-26 13:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by just ask 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Here's a joke for you....
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Hope you & everyone else enjoyed it :)
2007-10-26 12:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ok when I was in second grade, I had to go use the restroom very badly for number 2 purpose. My teacher didn't allow me to, even when I said I really had to go. So then later on I really really go, so I then jumped up from my chair and ran around in circles farting. It sounded like Chinese fire crackers, and then I ran out of the class and went to the restroom downstairs. =p
2007-10-26 19:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Closed 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Look at how cute my little girl is dancing. 2D
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IVrsM3x8KGw
2007-10-26 12:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by 2D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy, you want to laugh?
Hold on.... I gotta get naked...
2007-10-27 08:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by nremtohio 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
poor little Hindu
didn't have any clothes
so he had to make his skin do
poor little Hindu
(but he had a shiney hiney!)
2007-10-26 11:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by mary 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋