Rudolph the red-nosed prosecutor
ran in-to Mafia woes
and if they ever saw him
they could kill him as they chose
All of the other prosecutors
used to laugh and call him nuts
They never thought poor Rudy
Would ever really have the guts
Then one foggy New York night
Gotti came to say
"Rudy , da boss says if you indict
you'll be swimmin with the fishes to-night"
Then all New Yorkers loved him
as they shouted out with gleeeee
Rudy the red-nosed prosecutor
NOW GO AF-TER HIL-LA-RY !!
Note - Copyright owned by Earnest T. lol
2007-10-26 03:42:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Funny ? Funny how ? Like a clown ? Am I here to A-MUSE you ? LOL .
2007-10-26 03:45:07 · update #1
For all that you do this Bud's for you.
2007-10-26 03:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
You are hilarious! But on a serious note Abraham Lincoln said this one:
"If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business."
If in his day he couldn't walk out his front door without being attacked, how can anyone begin to believe the presidential candidates of today could walk around in their own homes without attacks?
I am not supporting Rudy with this, just saying that there is no way anything like this should be justified by a vote. Either he can do the job or not.
Certainly would make it much more difficult if he's "swimmin with the fishes to-night!"
2007-10-26 04:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by MT4grace 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
The guy who said he's too liberal makes me laugh. Most Republicans don't even support Bush anymore, but Rudy still does... They're 2 peas in a pod, him and Bush...how they both use 9/11 as their campaign. Boo. I'm Italian and I still wouldn't vote for him.
2007-10-29 22:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by principessa_510 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Maybe.
PS I was at a function where Rudy spoke, back in 1985 when he was still a prosecutor, I think. He made a joke about wanting to stand with his back to the wall because of threatened hits. I don't remember much else about the speech.
Rudy is not the perfect candidate but we could do much, much worse than to elect him as president!
2007-10-26 03:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Answer: Hey Poet! I find it a bit curious that the MSM "discovers" this and runs it to this extent! Don't those little hairs on the back of your neck bristle just a bit at the attention...
While they have never met, yet always contorted the truth to promote the lowest and most vile socialist democrat, this positive for one of the opposition is so out of character that at least a small bell, in the back of an honest mind, must be ringing just a bit.
2007-10-26 04:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by trumain 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
LMAO! Perfect way for me to start my Friday - with an Earnest T song and a smile!!
Thanks, Earnest!
2007-10-26 05:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Jadis 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Great lyrics!!
I don't know maybe it will help him with Italians who are sick of all the attention to a 1% of the population who might be organized crime of the overall Italian population who obey the laws of the land.
2007-10-26 04:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by ALASPADA 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey, Rudy is the man!
I find it funny that all the libs can talk about is his marriages! lol, as if they really care about that stuff!
2007-10-26 05:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
consider this
even the mob knows the real threat is islamo-fascism
2007-11-01 11:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by FOA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope he does go after Hillary. He is the only person with more skeletons than her. If I was married three times, once to my cousin, had marched in gay pride parade, and had switched my stances just as much as Hillary, the last thing I would want to do is go up against the Clinton machine.
2007-10-26 03:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋
It's old news that is being brought out again, I think they hope it will improve his appeal as a tough guy. Good luck with that, the guy can't even manage a marriage, how is he going to manage the country.
2007-10-26 03:49:38 · answer #11 · answered by World Peace Now 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋